ChildeHarold

That was your fucking arm in the photo!

I get Jo Brand's open house. You don't know what your missing.

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Hot off the press. Crisis @ Christmas has started it's 2023 campaign (incredibly greedy ain't it?). £29.73 WHO'S IN?

The Washington hawks will see this as a second front after Ukraine opening up against them, assuming you accept American Zionism = Israeli Zionism, after all Golda Meier was from Ukrainian Jewish ancestry...

Mmmm... Johnson's Baby Powder

There's another thing I picked up on and accounts for the awkward constipated shape of most of these electric chariots - the size and weight of the batteries. They are literally wearing out the road surface causing more potholes. Also the actual battery is just a series of hundreds of rechargeable AA size cells which to me looks fucking DIY backward shit.

Believe you me I wasn't the only one. In public schools they call it muscular Christianity in state secondarys it's just P. E. Monday mornings.

Even the Archers is more riske than this. I suggested deleting it and starting again with how to toast a muffin. I get muffin urges at this time of the year.

Here's a question, what has Biggins ever done?

Him and his dodgy pal Klipsco or something Mayor of Kiev the Biden Democrat fuck buddies. Please give us Trump to sort this shit out. It took the Yanks ten years to concede defeat in Vietnam that's how fucking stupid they are.

In terms of match making I would think Gavin Plumb and Holly would be a perfect couple.

I like where this is going.

Biggles Takes It Rough has been made into a gay porn movie. So I hear.

I am not expecting to be able to afford to put on my gas fire this year thanks to the Kiev Kunts so the question is hypothetical.

The random disconnected parenthesis will be your undoing. As for the faulty pipe bomb - my parents told me to always go out with a clean pipe as anything can happen. Especially late at night on the streets of Belfast.

Do you have an option to delete and move on? Can I suggest Toasting muffins on a traditional artificial coal gas fire. Is it a thing? 😋

On this subject I notice a showing of Biggles 1985 movie which is the opposite of the Biggles portrayed in the books.

I was tilting at imaginary bulls (they were cows actually) if that counts. That and trying to push my competitors over. Hope that restores your faith in me.

I was hoping for more from this nomination, a few personal revelations, hot tips, current on trend good moves, chat up lines that really work... what a fucking let down. At least give us a three in a bed hotel orgy tale to get Saturday night going with a swing.

You fucking baby. You haven't lived unless you've done 10 miles cross country in little more than your underpants and a vest in January in a foot of snow, frozen cow pats and sleet. 🌨️🐄😂❄️🐮🤣

You don't mention whether this a stroll on a balmy summers day or a fucking November or February trek in lashing rain with night falling.

They would have fucking thrown me to the wolves rather than namby pamby me. Mind you they did like the movie 300. By the way, you're a cunt. LOL

It started when parents started taking their kids to school in a chariot and kids were issued free travel cards - all in the name of parental choice over schools. In my day you got the school you could comfortably leg it to (on your own) or ride a bike. I would have been fucking ashamed to be accompanied by my parents anywhere let alone outside the school gates. It's a shameless common as muck society with no internal fibre or moral values. On the one hand you've got the over protective namby pambies on the other hand the irresponsible cunts who are as wild as their brat cunt kids. Most of those two extremes seem to come out of the single parent home which far from being looked down is now held up as a badge of honour. Blame Jenny Murray Woman's Hour and the other feminist cunts.

Watch after the Mid Beds by election. All hell is going to break loose and little Rishi will be swept away. I'm expecting no dignity at the end, the tory party just imploding in a fireball.