ChildeHarold

Has this got ANUTHING to do with self fellatio or anal retention? 🤔

You’re not on about your own problems again? Please take this in the spirit it is intended and handed down to me by a little brown polished turd called Rishi: stop the fuck whining and get back to work you lazy piece of shit. There now, feel better?

Of course. Please take it for granted. I thought it was a bit sick. But who am I to criticise a man suffering from terminal kidney problems and couldn't even muster a Like for my steak and kidney pie joke.

He had that cameo as Mr "Big" in the Old Baily scene in The Hit with Terence Stamp and John Hurt. Their LPs are quite good.

Let the game begin. (long slurp of milky coffee) 🙂

I'm right behind you Frank. Watch out!

I am a bit confused by the picture which shows an apparently armless Muslim draped over the green baize. Is this a distractor or are you being straight up? 🤔

"They inspire me." They licked Harold. But I wouldn’t lick a Norman if you glazed him in honey and lightly dusted with sugar. You woukd you know you would you honey glazed gay arse bandit with the horns on your nut.

I like crowds, but could you give me a private lap dance? Honey and my tongue are involved.

Only 17 days?

Don't you find those dead eyed humourless creeps all aiming for a personal best fucking achingly boring and unwatchable - hang on, are you wearing an unfunny costume or carrying a fridge on your back this year? Cunt.

Rice and peas?

It's nice to see you've got a soft spot for me, pity it's in the centre of your brain.

He's been running all his life.

https://youtu.be/Ww4v2cP-MDo?feature=shared

Peters and Lee didn't say that.

Fucking boring predictable and disruptive. The route never changes bcause the cunts organising this exercise in selfish narcissistic cult of body worship have their brains in their fucking feet. So every year the SAME areas and the SAME roads in EAST LONDON get fucking closed off for a whole day. Why not WEST LONDON for a change? It's funny how spectator numbers and TV viewing figures plunged after Jimmy Savile dropped out. Those gold lurex polyester shell suits and the ubiquitous Grouch Marx cuban were a real crowd pleaser. As for the Chris Chattaway family emporium who has turned it into a multi million pound cash cow - who would have thought Chariots of Fire could be melted down for charity rackateers and BUPA knee and hip replacements? And that fucking monotonous BBC coverage with the usual arseholes including that woman (who wears courdroy trousers and does Crufts) holding the fort and "putting a stiff upper lip" on what is basically a dull grey shitty repetitive spectacle.

P D James at her finest. Is there an audiobook? Audible? How much ££££? Fuck off.

ELC in all fairness I am teasing Billy with his own post and how you got caught up in it I don't know but as you are here the answer is no.

It's the way you tell 'm.

Get your cock out!

I was talking to King Billy repeating his frivolous suggestion.

The cunt lives in his head, hence the limited vocabulary. Nothing else could get in including any learning at school. He probably spent all day tidying the stock room or sharpening the pencils.

"You still have no understanding of the way things work on here" Ape has the keys to the kingdom, the magic formula, a theory that incorporates classic relativity with quantum mechanics, translated the Bible into sign language, the first human to climb Everest with a sherpa tied to his balls hanging between his legs, won Mr Gay Asia twice....

It's all part and parcel. As long as they wear grass skirts and fight with wooden spears we'll go face to face with them. Put them on an equal footing with an A Bomb and we get proxies.