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ChildeHarold

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    Mike Brewer

    You cheeky tyre tread. Mike is a living breathing petrol head legend who has left even Top Gear presenters trailing in his wake eating his dust. You aren't worthy enough to lick the tarmac where he just landed a nice fat grolly. Now Ed China, who does all the work, with principles, is a REAL CUNT.
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    Mike Brewer

    Grinning from ear to ear with GREEN ENVY aren't you? Trouble with you, Path Shit, as I've found out, is you hate other people's success. Anybody who has raised themselves off their primeval haunches and achieved a modicum of worldly largesse and status is a target for your resentment caused by a deep inner insecurity. LOL Babe and don't forget Songs of Praise on the Beeb later.
  3. Well Mrs Roops you've really sunk your teeth into this subject for personal and professional reasons. Wooah I'm backing off. I must say I still have strong feelings of professional loyalty even though most of IT was a shower of shit and most of THEM were cunts. LOL PS Do us a favour a spill the beans on that mystery Tory MP charged with rape? Who the fuck is it? What magic wand conceals the fucker's ID? Yet Julian Assange continues to endure a Stalinist Show Trial. Strange times we live in.
  4. White Cunt is still no better than used toilet paper.
  5. Who wouldn't given the chance? Before or after the massage oil?
  6. You are an excellent example of why three wheelers are inherently unstable cornering especially this Corner. The three wheeler CUNT.
  7. 1,439,323,776 people can't be wrong or fake. But YOU are!
  8. You are keeping looking at my posts like a bum chaser on Hampstead Heath. Should be nice and warm for you tonight creep.
  9. I agree on your earlier point before these mindless cretins becane keyboard warriors of the Corner. A spliff should be a legal entitlement at 18. Like having your first drink in a pub. There seems to be a hypocritical attitude towards alcohol regulation and personal responsibility and on the other hand soft drugs.
  10. Yes, my Pixar knowledge isn't quite uptodate. I think It's a Bugs Life predated Cars.
  11. Talking about that slogan reminds me of that Pixar film A Bugs Life.
  12. I suggest you phone these thoughts in to Rachel Johnson (Third Cunt in the Pack) on her 6 pm LBC show every Friday. She sounds so morally upright and clean the Brexit Minger, like a Himmler housewife.
  13. They actually changed to testing on upper class twits on humanitarian grounds. But the chimp in me (is a bit of the old Homo Erectus bonding?) always smiles on your old school tie and the many happy nights we spent together in the dorm. Just fantasising of course no harm intended.
  14. A bit like Benny Hill on Mastermind.
  15. Enjoy your fly and potato pie tonight put an extra lashing of Kangaroo spunk on it for my sake.
  16. OK OK but can you pass on Judge is is is a TWAT. Thanks. Have a nice day Sir. Or as they say in the Wet Market Manchester" "You like Mister? You like?"
  17. The definition of "cosmetic" in this country includes having a working set of mandibles that enables a balanced healthy meal to be consumed outside of the processed pureed food chain. I can't see why you are so wedded to something to the extent you would swear blind defending it, you gave up so long ago. Be realistic not sentimental. Somebody told me actually happened to be "somebody" inside Guys Dental School not a set of lying statistics you've dug up to justify your viewpoint.
  18. Looking remarkably similar to that icon of the grapple and groan circuit in the 70s and 80s, "Big Daddy", which in a sense, he is, Stanley congratulates his younger son's elevation to the Lords by his elder son in the Honours List. What a family. Hard at work "Covid proofing" his luxury Greek villa with infinity pool for potential rental (yeah...) enjoying his fourth week in the sun as the UK limps from local lockdown to spike second wave. Here's the thing: that second wave doesn't mean a tuppeny toss to the fat selfish cunt.
  19. Shuv it up your arse there's plenty of room.
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