ChildeHarold

I come from a generation which treated hashish as a part of the West Indian music scene vibe spreading through south London. Pretty relaxed about it. But I'm told we were fucking racists not like today's cool gender fluid PC indoctrinated no fucking values or ideals generation.

Where do you stand on the subject of hashish, good shit or bad shit... Man!

I love the way you caress my eyes with your beautiful words. LOL PS Cunt

Make mine a long one.

Is that the pair you lick every night?

I must say Mike Brewer is a man's man, if you can understand that. T Rumour has it, he has persuaded Ed China to repurpose two hundred discarded old SU Carburettor air filters, from the skip outside, into useful ventilators for the NHS during the second wave. Now that's what I call giving. Mike doesn't brag or make a fuss. Unlike you.

Unfortunately the last quoted statement is entirely accurate. You really are something that has dried up on the path and may require a good soaking of 70% hand sanitiser mixed with bleach to dislodge. On the other hand you might wash off if we have a good downpour. Either way, all the best, love you to bits... I really mean that. ♥️

Pedal off.

That's what I like about you. A great little performer, like one of Mike's cars. As for "charisma" - from the expert.

Please Sir!

It's lovely ain't it? The sweet smell of shit.

You two would have been good with Scott at the South Pole.

I prefer Simon.

I like the wind up but not the winder upper who is a first class shit stirrer.

Old rubberlips took the bait.

The Joker shit film you'd probably like.

Lots of high falutting words fat cunt. Squeeze a few more out when you reply Dick.

Have you got your Licence back yet?

Like how to waste your time.

I take the opposite view. You see a car is a beautiful thing. Like a woman Alfie.* You have to wine and dine her and lavish regular presents and tokens of your affection to get the best out of her. Finally it's not the tune up, it's how you spend quality time together afterwards. Mike knows all that. *apologies to The Fast Show

Give me an example of your largesse fat cunt.

Enough said

Remember you are talking to a twat Judge Twat.

Groomed.

That's part of the running gag of the show you tart. Of course they don't fucking make any money. Like all these so called working garages coming under umpteen different names from Yankee Doodle Land. It's a TV SHOW!!! The only close to reality garage on TV I can remember ever watching was in a series based in Spain which showed the nitty gritty more or less. Few years back. I think the kid was on the right track but wrong target. Now THIS SMOOTH BASTARD REALLY IS A CUNT WHERE EVERY SQUARE INCH OF MOTOR IS A DOLLAR BILL AND EVERYBODY ELSE IS JUST A MEANS TO THE NEXT MOTOR.