Goober
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The final showdown must be approaching, Bill?
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To be fair to my critique, it was a fucking long time ago that I visited Mexico. Once is enough. Belize is still good, if off the beaten track, though.
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It seems their unduly lenient sentences are being appealed... These two kebab munchers must be shitting their thongs in fear at the possibility of 10 more years of easily accessible quim at Her Majesty's pleasure and our expense. One does wonder if the authorities didn't probe too hard for fear of accusations of discrimination against ladies in comfortable shoes.
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He's received one this year.
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A brand new pair of plastic tweezers in the post for Xmas, Stubbs. It's a shit job, but someone has to do it.
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@Stubby Pecker have you dived the cenotes searching for exotic and geographically restricted amphibians to wank off? There could be some rare giant axolotls there that would require a two-handed approach.
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Chicken pizza? Been there, done that, wasn't overly impressed. Apparently you can't even climb the pyramid any more. Playing ball games with the head of your enemies did have a certain appeal though. The scuba diving off Cozumel is OK, but nothing to get worked up about. If you want exotic with a Hispanic flavour, try Cartagena. A touch of danger and the women are to fucking die for.
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What a load of commercialised, insignificant wank that people use as a convenient excuse for offence. If it's a very close friend or relative that lives many miles away I get it, but when it's from cunts you barely know and give even less of a fuck about, your next door neighbours, or cunts that have an office just down the corridor from you whom you see every day, it's pathetic school playground behaviour. Just say Merry Christmas and be done with it. I leave it to Mrs Goober to sort this crap out. Like ironing, it's women's work.
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Definitely a bad thing if you're middle aged and looking for peace and quiet. If you're in your early 20's and have an English accent it's a fucking cattle market with very easy pickings. Horses for courses I suppose.
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I'm hoping this snippet of information didn't come to you as a biproduct of a Google search for something unrelated.
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The court expresses its gratitude to the accused for drawing its attention to Exhibit 1, the prima facie evidence, suggesting inappropriate advances to Ms Stratton whilst she was approximately 5 years of age, posted at 8:01 pm Thursday last. Prosecution would like to lay an additional charge of plying a minor with intoxicating substances for nefarious purposes. The prosecution will concede that the accused does frequently talk bollocks and that the victim does now look at least 60, if the accused also concedes that it has a well documented and self-confessed history of finger banging anything with a pulse.
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That explains it. Still, in this reality accusations of racism to court favorable treatment are treated with the contempt they deserve. The prosecution, regrettably, must delay testimony from its star witness, Mr @PANZER MURPHY until a translator can be found that can actually decipher what the fuck he's talking about.
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Racist? You have black sperm?
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@Dyslexic cnut don't accept that smack. That's a used condom he's keeping it in so you'll be shooting up man chutney. Never trust a Northerner bearing gifts.
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Objection! The prosecution maintains that even a backstabbing, vermiculous cretin with an unhealthy interest in defending the McCanns can, on occasion, speak the truth. The witness is not on trial here, despite being a detestable fucking cunt. Let it also be entered into the record - notwithstanding the accused's propensity to abuse the PM system in an effort to sway opinion out of sight of the masses, to which the former witness has ackowledged he has been exposed - with regard to the defendant's trustworthiness, that he is a Scouse with a huge collection of alloy wheels allegedly purchased on eBay.
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My experience of NHS nurses suggests there's plenty of slack in the system. Not that I'm suggesting Proper can easily accommodate a watermelon up his chuff.
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You stupid fucking cunt. The foil hat goes on top of the French letter. Even a fucking amateur knows that.
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What was said that has been warped? No wonder I missed it. Who bothers to read Frank's rehashed posts these days? FrankBot.
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In such a situation it would be safer to wear a condom over your head. Safe sex, Bill, just try not to make it last too long.
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Have I missed something here, or is this just a random casual accusation of highly inappropriate behaviour?
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Considering the lovely young lady in question, you're probably going to have to use your whole head to make her watertight. Don't suffocate.
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Not much point debating with someone that's firmly made their mind up. People with strong opinions only take on board 'facts' that support their narrative. I pity the poor swines that have to review that manuscript. It would take an eternity to address each inaccuracy scientifically and politely, but in such as way that the critique firmly amounts to a conclusion of 'pile of shit'. Hey, it's The Corner. With its readership of 10's I don't expect the quackery here to turn the world on its head. -
He's going to need some very friendly referees to get that nonsense published in a peer reviewed journal. He talks about time required to finalise his manuscript and how this is likely to arrive too late. He also mentions this being a summary of his findings. Unfortunately, there are no findings, as it's pure postulation and theorising built on numerous inaccuracies and misunderstanding on his part. As such, this could be submitted as comment or an opinion piece that could be turned around and accepted for publication in weeks if it had merit. I guess he's been too busy with his arm up cow's arses to find time to prepare something worthy of publication in the last year.
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This is a wind up, surely? Please tell me you're not buying this steaming pile of manure? It's garbage and laughable. He doesn't even seem to understand the basis of selection which should be well with the grasp of any life sciences undergrad. Either he's being deliberately misleading, he doesn't have the first fucking idea what he's talking about, or he's pushing some agenda that will ultimately line his own pockets. The bloke should stick to neutering people's pets. Not sure I'd want him treating my animals though. Jesus fucking wept.
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Stokes clearly wasn't ready for Australia. I suspect they hoped he would act as a talisman rather than contribute significantly. I'm astonished Lyon now has 400 test wickets.
