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You do know that it's not a sax, it's a pink oboe. At least, that's what he was told.

No one to blame, just bigger fish to fry. I can't abide the retarded little pissant communist. I want the cunt dead, but my boredom threshold won't allow me to engage with the twat though

My brother spent 9 months in Colchester chokey for faggot bashing whilst in Germany, but that unpleasantly named delicacy has, fortunately, not come to my attention.

Haven't you noticed how much angrier the little spaz has become lately? It started with innocuous dribble, then moved on to slightly spiteful dribble and now every second post is an ineffective dribbly pop at someone. I think he craves the attention the other new spastics have been strealing from him. All I'll say is, careful what you wish for. Harold, the meltdown is in the post.

With the utmost respect, Bill, 'science' is beyond the grasp of most these days. It can be and is debated, quite aggressively, as it should be. The truth is, it's hard to boil down the inner workings of the large hadron collider to people with a grade E GCSE in General Science in a few paragraphs. So the science that is debated in the mainstream is, mostly, soundbites and misinformation. Unfortunately, to understand what's going on you have to read the primary literature and know how to interpret that critically. That, unless you're a complete nerd like me, is really fucking boring.

Are you still buying things in cans without ring pulls, Eric? Punkers will be on your case soon.

Better that they fiddle with the charts rather than... How should we put this? The usual targets of catholic priests?

He's a very angry little Harold. Strange how his continuous shit flinging seems to fly under the radar. I guess it demonstrates, firstly, how insignificant he is and secondly, shit flinging with spazzy t-rex thalidomide arms has a limited range. I think this one is ripe for a meltdown. He just needs more attention.

A few pre Christmas tipples, Billy? I come at this from a very informed standpoint, and also as someone in a vulnerable category. I've no fear of calling out bullshit when I see it. Ultimately, one's opinion of this will always come down to how concerned you are for yourself and those you care most dearly about, but in time, nearly all of us will become 'vulnerable' and inevitably opinions will change to suit one's own circumstances. The facts, as ever, remain the same though.

I'll interject, if I may? Who says mask wearing and lockdowns have been spectacularly unsuccessful? The former is unquantifiable, to say otherwise is ridiculous. Who's to say what the situation would be now without it? I suspect far, far worse. There is ample empirical evidence that the latter is and was effective, but the issue is and will continue to be, when is a lockdown a lockdown? The recent pseudo lockdowns were pointless when all the kids and university students were continuing to attend their educational establishments as normal. The limited effect of these half lockdowns is negligible compared to the economic damage they cause. I'm not sure what you've been reading, Bill, but I've read lots about about advances in treatment as the quite wide ranging effects of this virus have become better understood. It's almost certain that the virus, at some point, will mutate in a way that renders the current vaccines being rolled out ineffective. However, it's likely only to require a minor tweak to the vaccine without the level of testing needed for the recent approvals. What this means is most of us will require a tweaked vaccine every year, just like for flu currently. Buy shares in the pharmaceutical companies leading the race for these vaccines, it's a no lose investment right now. I do understand your scepticism, but this virus is going nowhere. It'll still be kicking around in some form when you're in your 70's and then you might be more appreciative of the enormous investment that's been injected into this problem now.

Ian Richardson (Francis Urquhart in the original house of Cards). A right Machiavallian cunt.

Realistically, what chance did he have of identifying Ed in a London park? These dusky chaps do all look rather similar after all.

I didn't realise David Cameron had released a Christmas single.

Do you think he puts Rohypnol in Santa's sherry? Frank only cums in Santa once a year.

What a fucking amateur. Gently heated concentrated potassium hydroxide, with some additional soluene if you want to go full belt and braces, will dissolve an entire body in no time. Just need somewhere to flush the resulting pink goo afterwards.

I try to avoid Wales if I'm honest. Even more so now. I suspect the Welsh language is a significant risk factor in the spread of Covid, what with 2 1/4 pints of spit being jettisoned with each sentence.

We've got plenty of evidence of that, Spot.

Do you wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs, @cuntspotter? I imagine it's quite normal in Wales.

Mtembe does the basting in Punkers' household.

Have you collected your Christmas goose yet, Punkers? Is it a bloated farmed lard ball from Tesco, or a plump juicy wild Greylag from a quality butcher?

Looks like a binman. You'd need a shovel to pick that thing.

That's 8.99997 more than Harold.

The cunt has a nose like a giant anteater.

That woman has a jaw like a bucket from the Bagger 293 wheel excavator. I bet her civil partner's fanny looks like a butcher's bin after being munched on by that for 5 minutes.

But what was she having for the main course?