Goober

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is the 'Dune' remake worth watching? I tried the Boba Fett series you mentioned, but I got fucked off with the indecipherable, timeline shit. 

It opens with him looking like uncle Fester, in the desert playing stick fighting with sand pikeys. Then he's sat on Jabbas throne, not looking like an albino Buster Bloodvessel tribute act, and then there's some more wank about sand monkeys and then back to him looking normal with other shit going on. I haven't got a clue which of the three or four options is present-day.

Walt Disney's cunt kids should eat shit and play football with their dad's frozen fucking head. What they did to 'Loki' was a fucking crime. By episode 2 I was expecting a Scarecrow, Tin Man and midgets. Fucking ruining everything.

R.I.P The Avengers.

Stick to Mickey Mouse you gay, simpering fucking cunts.

Let's face it, it couldn't be any worse than the version with that Twin Peaks twat, Kyle Maclachlan. 

It's passably good, but I wouldn't pay to watch it. 

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is that the blue stuff in the bottle that you give women to get them to do blowjobs in car parks?

For our Punkape, it's the white stuff that women in car parks have spat into an empty bottle after a blow job. 

On 27/04/2022 at 19:59, Major Cunt said:

if so give three words to describe the Judge.

Bedroom window voyeur. 

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't actually know what a black boy clock is, but I want it to be like a cuckoo clock, but every hour the little door opens and a little gollywog in dungarees and a straw hat pops out and does a little tap dance. 

Thank fuck for L's. 

23 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Is it still good form to ignore a bloodied woman screaming for help on the Tube?

I think it's still perfectly acceptable to ignore women on their period, LCS. Welcome home. 

20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Repent, admit your defeat, move on. You’ll be fine and the Doc will return. Genuinely, good luck in the days ahead.

I have a feeling I'll manage in the days and weeks ahead, thanks. It'll be tough, but my nearest and dearest will support me through this stressful time. 

You need to take time to reflect on your worth and performance since you joined. You've a couple of catch phrases, which are endearing, but, overall, you're a fucking shambles. 

Most people that you offer to felate turn you down because even a commitment free, deep-throat blow job isn't worth the ignominy of being associated with you. If you chose, you can claim it's not personal, but it is. You're a strangely deluded wrong 'un. 

Plough your own furrow, DC. I'll be here well after you and suffer less than 5% of the trauma you do.

Love you. Mwah. 

4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Understood, you know me, i don't need anyone on my side, i have seen off many of these upstarts over the years.

DC is just one of Duckman's testicles and i shall provide the jackboot to kick it...

I can't get on board with this 7's. Love him or hate him, I think this site would be far worse without my fellow web-footed Norfolk denizen. 

I never take sides in any fight between members, so if you think you can kill him, good luck to you. Seriously. Good luck with that. I don't rate your chances. 

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The measure of a man is how he overcomes failure. You picked the wrong fight last year and got humiliated in this place. You never got over it. The decline has been marked since. It’s almost tragic to witness.

You haven't been here long enough to witness a decline or otherwise.

Must do better.

You really have an over inflated opinion of yourself. You're pathetic and I'm amazed you've you survived this long. Come on, back up your arrogance. 

4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Belly crawling invertebrate...Nice, that made me piss myself laughing.

Don't get me wrong, 7's I'm not taking sides in this fight. It's between you two. I fully admit that I regret giving this aborted afterbirth the benefit of doubt after he was shat on the pavement outside the Cavern  Club, but he seems to have found a foothold by offering free hand jobs. 

If you smash his cranium to a pulp with a pin hanmer I'll not shed a tear, but if he survives that's OK too, as long as he grows a pair. I don't hold out much hope for the latter. 

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Acting hard? What's the thinking behind this, doc? Dyslexic might be a soapy newcomer, but he certainly ain't daft. The veterans of the site know you've always had a weak chin. That's why you're on your fourth username in as many years.  

Better a weak chin than a worn out, weak anal sphincter, Frank. Back to you. 

23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Still hurting Doc? Bless.

You need to do far, far better than this lame shit, DC. If you want to act the hard man, you need to back it up.

When you joined this site you set out your stall by supporting a degenerate. You were given the benefit of the doubt, but since then you've survived by sucking any cock waved in front of your face and importuning those that wanted nothing to do with you. 

You act the hard cunt, but everyone here knows what a pathetic, belly crawling invertebrate you really are. You survive on pity alone. 

So, again, what are you going to do? When you threaten people, you need to be able to follow through, by which I don't mean shit your nappy. 

14 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm wondering if those pictures did anything for female empowerment, equality, blah blah blah

Regrettably not. 

Kipper sales in Morrisons were down by 83% afterwards though. 

46 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Different league to you, softshite. For a start, he attended school after the age of six, I believe. Last time…fuck off.

Fender, whilst clearly not to everyone's taste, has been around the block many times. It's going to take far more than a desperate tea towel holder rimmer than you knock him off his chosen course.

Last time? What are you going to do? Destroy him by sucking his cock until it drops off? 

49 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Is drinking watered down larger making you brave DC, how about i come to your bedsit and ram your drugged up head through the chored 50' TV, then tie you up with your PS5 cables and then proceed to cut pieces off you with a rusted bonesaw diped in acid.

Don't push your luck.

DC never imbibes anything weaker than Industrial Methylated Spirit on a weekday.  

He's got to routinely be that drunk to suck the cock of nearly everyone he interacts with and then go back for seconds and thirds.

Kill the scouse cunt, Fender. 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When that African landed in Clapham, I was curious about one thing, and you may be able to help... if a body froze and fell 37,000 feet to the ground, would it shatter like Terminator 2?

37,000 ft is a tad chilly, but isn't going to cut it. It would need to be well under -80° C to shatter. Don't ask me how I know. 

If you licked the corpse immediately after impact your tongue probably wouldn't even stick to it.

Ewwwwww. 

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That bloke in Clapham ordered a spade for his garden, and they air-dropped it.

Amazon's drones are going to revolutionise home delivery.

I'm in favour of this sort of thing, as long as it doesn't go through my roof. 

Wait, maybe we're still not on the same wavelength... 

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Garden functions and black people don't really mix. 

Spades are very functional in gardens. 

Wait, I think we're talking at cross purposes... 

15 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Is this cunt Jazz/'eavensabove?

The "Fwank" makes me suspicious.

Could be, but possibly not quite mental enough. Accuse him of being a multi and we'll soon find out. 

It's definitely the first cuckoo of Spring, so I'm now writing to The Times. 

Is @Stubby Pecker banned, or is it just peak newt wanking season? 

1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

Have you gone all Italian on me?

Sì

22 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 

I'm glad we're getting on a little better these days Goober, and it's not my intention to ignite past feuds, however, would you kindly explain this little pile of shite? Even when hammered on Easter Sunday, and to use your 'I''m more qualified than anyone here' phrase (or similar), one's singulars and plurals ought to be spontaneous for such an educated person, yes? Happy Easter btw. 

Fued is a rather strong. Difference of opinion, maybe. See it as you will.

To be fair, it was shit. It happens.

Fuck Easter and all religious celebrations.

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Honourable mentions to Buggsy and Snowy, too.

Agreed on @southerncunt but I've never had an opinion on the Rev one way or another, although he's clearly very talented.

 

Is that Smoggy cunt Ollyboro dead now? Like Rev, he usually livened the place up during his infrequent visits. 

Ukraine are going to fucking clean up at these games in a few years. 

On second thought, minimum wage cunts will be cleaning up when the colostomy bags go flying during the pole vault. Ukraine will just smash the 100 m hopping event. 

4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Lifts are for ametures. The real challenge is pulling it off up an entire flight of stairs. Whilst jogging.

The ultimate evil. The rancid chain fart. A series of micro farts slipped out into the faces of the unfortunates following too closely up the stairs by utilising professional level sphincter control all the way from homeware to mensware on the 5th floor. 

57 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I did feel bad about it afterwards. I though't you'd offed yourself that night when you left your phone on and logged in, you know, given the past drug and booze filled rants you used to go on.

Ask @Decimus and @Eric Cuntman. I was genuinely afraid for your safety and mental state. Didn't stop me doing it, but I was concerned afterwards.

You're a silent assassin, RK. 

How often have slipped rancid farts out in a lift just before disembarking?

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Impressive. But not only is my dad harder than your dad, I also own several priceless and hitherto unknown Matisse paintings, plus the ark of the covenant.

Anybody who brags about how rich, successful, intelligent etc they are on here is invariably an insecure, fuckwit pauper.

You've tried virtual dick swinging and got fucked. You've tried genuine, physical confrontations and got fucked. Now you're pretending you're some sort of far sighted entrepreneur well ahead of the game. And guess what? I'm fucking you again .

I'll tell you what you really are. A semi-literate, mentally deranged, council railing painting, Snatch-blooded, absolute fucking moron.

In May 2010, 12 years ago, bitcoin were worth less than 1 US cent each. Until March of that year they were considered worthless. 

Fender must have bankrupted himself by stretching to buy 10 of them.