Dyslexic cnut

The only members you’re in ‘competition’ with is your false-cocked sympathiser and Harold the Dense. Do us all a favour and get a stage 5 diagnosis of your entire body then die. Stupid little cunt.

Do us all a favour and cut your other eleven off too.

Caravan based conduct.

Fingered them…mid-80’s. Nice girls…spotless.

Reported.

Careful…his product comes with his own special sauce don’t forget.

I got half a lamb for fuck all from a friend of mine three months ago, who has about 20acres of grassland around his gaff up in Yorkshire. He allows the local farmer to let them graze there, organically for free so he gets four lambs each year, for free thrown in as part of the deal. He’s a great lad but he’s just starting his final lap with chemo, poor bloke had only retired a year and found out he had advanced bone cancer. We’ve sort of looked after him a bit these past few years and he sent half a lamb down to me and her as a ‘thank-you.’ I was grateful but it looks like the farmer had done the butchering with a blunt axe while the lamb was still lively. There were bits of ears attached to ribs attached to hooves. Anyway, I digress. Cooked correctly I can honestly say it was the most delicious lamb I have ever tasted…utterly fantastic. So much so that a little bit of me is glad that he’s dying.

Disturbed bint. Get some help…and…reported.

Yet another avatar. Yet another name change. Same dreadful product. What a wanker.

Pen was born in a little town, NW of Burnt Pine, on the south shore of Trinity Bay. True story.

Busy girl, when the Fleets in?

I always suspected @Mrs Roops was a travel agent in Norfolk. The stupid fucking cuntess.

Ever been to Rwanda, H? I have. It’s sound. Wont let you in with plastic bags, every other Sunday they force the population to come out and clean the streets. The gaff is immaculate. I went gorilla trekking on that Virunga volcano National park…superb. Two days trekking until we found @Eddie and his family. I’ve never laughed so much as I did when we went to the genocide museum…fucking hilarious. Humour wise, it makes Auschwitz or the Killing Fields look like a Michael McIntyre sketch.

It’s got me thinking. (1) How would he be impregnated? (2) A ‘conventional’ delivery via the Jap’s must smart. (3) Can you have Caesarian halfway down the shaft? That’s my nights sleep fucked now. lol…etc.

Watch PMQ’s did you? Fuckin bellend.

Why? Has he miscarried?

Jesus fucking Christ.

A case of 1974 MacAllan Torquemada is on its way…same address?

I swear on Dad’s life, Raaso. This cunt is top of my ‘disembowel list.’ I loathe him that much that I’ve offered @Stubby Pecker £200k to go medieval on his posing fucking eye socket. One vile scumfuck.

Try-hard, wannabe accepted shitcunt. It’s never going to happen. Why are you still on here you clueless little fuckwit?

Gypps. When you do that wimmin’s wicketkeeping coaching, do you all wear oven gloves?

Work with me on that then…fuck off and top yourself.

Knocking on a decade and this is the best you can come up with? You useless fucking spastic.

Unlike the Irish, no self-respecting harbour-seal would resort to eating its own offspring due to a bit of a food shortage.

I’m sure your average pig would happily bludgeon these goat-fuckers to death…but they can’t. For £23k a year would you be happy to wade into these savages at the very serious risk of dismissal, public humiliation with your face splattered all over the meedja, your family subjected to long-term abuse and societal ostracising, a lengthy prison sentence punctuated by being stabbed in the exercise yard like that poor cunt Chauvin who’s only crime that I could see was restraining a giant, drug-fuelled, violent silver-back criminal whilst committing a felony? Your call, Stubbs.