Dyslexic cnut

Both sets of lips closed…two months after the wedding ring went on.

She’s not dead,Bill. She’s been fucking me since November.

This is now getting a bit weird, Doc.

Ukranian? Our’s was a lovely girl. Pig ugly, but she arrived at the same time the menopause did for the wife. In all seriousness, Michael, the after three months, the kid would’ve been safer strapped to a Russian howitzer in Mariupol than she was in our gaff. Nasty piece of work is Mrs Cnut, and no mistake.

How’s Mrs H, Mikey? Mine’s all peri-menopaused up. When she comes through the door I don’t know if I’m getting shagged or stabbed. I spent a whole day last week, scrubbing the fuck out of our gaff while she was overseas with work. Hoovering, floor mopping, dishwasher emptied, washing AND ironing…I even brushed the hound. There I was, standing as proud as punch when she walked into the kitchen…I was beaming. Do you know what the first words out of her ungrateful oestrogen-riddled mouth were? Well I’ll tell you. It went like this…she picked a cloth up, walked over to the fridge and screamed, ‘what the fuck are these fingerprints all over the fridge door-handle you fucking pig?’ In that moment I thought of you and, hand on heart, wished that she could join your wife in a wheelchair based future.

Wanker…twatted. Not that he’d know.

Did I whistle for a slithering has-been? When I want your opinion…I’ll give it to you. Now, fuck off.

Reported…racist cunt.

Reported…cunt.

Aside from ‘rectally flushed with Congolese spunk’…how do you sleep at night?

@King Billy?

@PANZER MURPHY taking lodgers now, since he’s eaten his offspring?

He was notoriously transphobic. Which was probably why Pen didn’t see him when he went down to Onnerley, packing meat.

Faecal Frank’s felching fluid.

Christ, you’re shite.

Gay pooftah cunts.

Aaww fuck’s sake. I thought there was about to be a lovely, interesting punch-up to enjoy here. I was hoping for abuse, vitriol and general shit-flinging…I bought fucking popcorn ffs. You pair of ‘disagree agreeably’ old cunts. Fuck off.

Add maths to your English language deficiencies. Listen, fucknuckles. The last time you tried it on with me you got royally leathered. Don’t try my patience anymore or I’ll repeat the dose. Capiche…wop?

How idle. One more dot you dense has-been meff.

Fuck off or do a video, Frank. The wife thinks you’re sinister but mildly amusing. Do what you do best, make us all laugh at your stupidity again.

To newer members, this is what we allude to when we use the word ‘rattled.’ Look at the state of this poor cunt…funny isn’t it?

Unlike you and the truth. Bellwipe.

Frank. Come up and see me, make me smile.

If I am, it will confirm a very worrying rumour about site ownership. Let’s see eh? Dickhead.

It would appear that the limited wanker is well named after all. What a completely deluded prick.