Dyslexic cnut

She’s not. She’s a cunt. She’s not, however, followed around by a cloud of flies and I’ve never witnessed her crayoning childish cartoons on rock formations. Fuck off.

What a curiously obsessed twatbag you are, Doc. Do you & the wife get on?

Pen’s passport photo?

I’m saying fuck all unless she bubbles me. I feel soiled btw…

Roopo. Whatever you do, don’t use your magic locator machine on me right now. @Eric Cuntman will kick my perineum off.

For you…suicide. Dog-kicking freak.

Punkers, you pseudo-toff gaymosexual. Your return has been a tad abusive. There was a concerted campaign on here, by many members, to have Roops release you from HMP Gaping Ring and, as yet, I’ve seen no gratitude from you on here. I know that you’ve been aware of the board’s efforts on your behalf as you’ve been caught, numerous times, peeking over the compound fence. You should know better than to be emboldened by the affections of utter no-marks like @Carl Sway and the half-dead tranny mutant that is @Penny Farthing. Mind your manners in this place and show some gratitude or, you’ll be forced to fall into your old trap of getting coolered again for your usual stupidity. Welcome home by the way, catch aids and stage 5 of everything possible then drink bleach…etc.

Right on cue, another disappointment turns up.

Fuck off, deviant.

You stupid cunt.

Your’s would be. Fuck off.

Say what you like, he’s still got it…sometimes.

How’s my former refugee performing Bill? Her family have been in touch and I’m not sure what to say.

Astra GTE with Alcantara seats, the material of which, was designed to absorve fanny-batter. If you don’t believe me Google the sales pitch.

I’m putting a squadron of cunts together, late summer, to go to that Matthewsons auction thing off Bangers and Cash. PM me if you fancy it.

Best advice I ever had Kills. I was 22. Had a few bob. That Astra GTE came out, XR3i killer, digital dash, guaranteed cunt harvester. My old fella, who was a top engineer for Shell said ‘never invest your money in tin and paint. Buy property’ I did. Within a decade I could’ve bought 5 of them rust buckets for cash. I sold my first house to @King Billy for a £28k profit. It’s now one of the finest brothels in Liverpool with a detergent drip tray in the entry and exit. I now drive a Jag, so, as I see it, my old dead Cunt Dad was right.

Never a truer word was said, Wilhelm.

I think my subtleness escapes some folk on here.

They’re bulletproof, E. Good for 500k miles at least. They’re unabusable. Oil change every 8k and you’ll be fine. Plenty of cheap spares.The bull bars are susceptible to rust if you’re negligent enough not to wipe the blood off them, but failing that…

Leave that me as well.

Leave it with me.

I see an Eric ‘running over darkies’ thing meself, Wolfo.

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1565393

I’m sure I recommended BCS to you a while back as a slow burner. Odenkirk’s half-dead you know.

Just watched it. I’m thinking big E’s packing a few more pounds than Odenkirk, but still.