Dyslexic cnut

Listen to the man…I mean, he’s been here for 6 months now, he’s the CC guru. Fucking spastic twat.

Either way, I’m glad he’s back. @Stubby Pecker’s clearly mellowed so it’s down to Fends to go medieval on some of the irritating, verbose, amateur bellwipes plaguing this forum…unless Eric gets out of bed the wrong side…soon.

Twat.

Congratulations, fuckhead. You’ve just left the departure lounge. I can’t be doing with you.

10 on the bounce…well done you…utter fucking gobshite.

Start a ‘cricket arena’ Doc. The boxing one is well subscribed and it sort of prevents the helmets jumping in and acting like, well…helmets. I the meantime, fuck an Abbo and then off.

Quite good for you, you fucking wanker.

Yup…that was another brand that we recovered from his NASA like workshop when he keeled over. Sykes Pickavant for ‘pulling gear’ I think. I’ve inherited a Britool ratchet set from him…no idea what to do with it mind.

Oh just get fucked you fuckheaded little twat.

About fucking time…we’re all waiting for your Neville Chamberlain routine to end. Give the spastics the same quarter as what you got and I did when I joined. FFS!

Old man was head of Mech.Eng for Shell UK. Told Snap-On to get fucked and would only purchase Stahlwille or Sykes-Pickavant for their workshops and mechs. Decent guarantee and quality products. That said, when he keeled over he had a 1942 immaculate SO tool cabinet (juke box style) that we flogged for a fucking fortune…the ‘Holy Grail’ of tool boxes/cabinets as it turned out. Only one member who can settle this debate…calling @Ape™️ to the board.

Usual modus operandi of someone not suited for this place desperately attempting to join in. In short, a wannabe never-will-be wanker who needs to fuck off.

Standard tv m.o. Find someone talentless and bombard the viewers with the cunt (and its offspring) for a decade before noncery catches up with them. Personally, I’d like to kick-fuck to death the two Princesses of the Puerile permanently on the tv, Winkleman and McCall….post-coital of course. They wouldn’t enjoy it.

Be careful. It looks like the Corner heavyweights @entitled little cunt and @Basil Brush are ganging up in a kind of thick, shitcunt tag-team and have got it in for you.

Raw red onion and pepper salad with fish & chips? What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have a banana with your Sunday roast? On second thoughts, don’t answer that last question.

It’s like a weight off the shoulders. I’ve blocked the same two spastics along with Harold the Dense. ELC and that Greg retard are in the departure lounge right now.

Bellend.

I do. An attention-seeking, talentless wanker attempting to be relevant.

Tish boom…etc. Pictpocket?

Regular little spastic encyclopaedia aren’t we? Do die soon…shitcunt.

Ditto, you bowler-wearing cunt.

How fucking enlightening…twat.

I believe the Corner had a recruitment drive in late ‘23 with the same criteria…you fucking idiot.

Fascinating…wanker.

Google it and then shut your fucking mouth for a few days you try-hard bore.