Dyslexic cnut

It’s a pity that his mother wasn’t subject to a punitive ‘spunk tax’ which would have spared us all of the shitcunt.

Three or four years ago…you’d have put this cunt in an asylum or a grave.

7 months and he sees himself as the oracle of the Corner. One deluded bellend.

😂

The wife loves you, Frank. The only interest she has in this site, the only comment she makes is ‘what’s that Frank up to?’ Says it all really. I caught her masturbating to the ‘Girl from Ipanema’ thing last month. Any advice?

I sell pistols. I’m a small -arms dealer.

Despite being thalidomide, I’d comfortably handle you…I’ve seen your videos.

There’s a good chance you and I will meet up soon. I’m using AI (Anal Information) so I’ve got your number. Best lay low…last warning.

Says the site’s ringworm.

I don’t have your patience. There was a time when the mods warned these cunts about their crap input. No more. They’re allowed to bombard this place with utter drivel and you, above many, know this to be true. Frank…do fuck off. If you’re not prepared to raise your game, you squalid, slimey little twat, keep your fucking mouth shut and watch this place die you wanker.

I have no idea how or why you and the others engage with these fucking spastics. I’ve blocked them, they bring nothing to this place, @entitled little cunt @and @ChildeHarold and Pen…verbose and useless wankers. I’ll never see or respond to the fucking idiots…and life is good. Knock it off Eric, it’s harvesting the lowest of the low hanging fruit.

Dickhead.

Obvious old tart.

That old chestnut…you stupid cunt.

Thick as mince, which you also do.

Spooky. I was having a lamb roast today and I actually hoped it was this odd little retard. I also hope ‘big Kaz’ has cancer.

Squalid little cuntheaded snide.

Both sets of lips closed…two months after the wedding ring went on.

She’s not dead,Bill. She’s been fucking me since November.

This is now getting a bit weird, Doc.

Ukranian? Our’s was a lovely girl. Pig ugly, but she arrived at the same time the menopause did for the wife. In all seriousness, Michael, the after three months, the kid would’ve been safer strapped to a Russian howitzer in Mariupol than she was in our gaff. Nasty piece of work is Mrs Cnut, and no mistake.

How’s Mrs H, Mikey? Mine’s all peri-menopaused up. When she comes through the door I don’t know if I’m getting shagged or stabbed. I spent a whole day last week, scrubbing the fuck out of our gaff while she was overseas with work. Hoovering, floor mopping, dishwasher emptied, washing AND ironing…I even brushed the hound. There I was, standing as proud as punch when she walked into the kitchen…I was beaming. Do you know what the first words out of her ungrateful oestrogen-riddled mouth were? Well I’ll tell you. It went like this…she picked a cloth up, walked over to the fridge and screamed, ‘what the fuck are these fingerprints all over the fridge door-handle you fucking pig?’ In that moment I thought of you and, hand on heart, wished that she could join your wife in a wheelchair based future.

Wanker…twatted. Not that he’d know.

Did I whistle for a slithering has-been? When I want your opinion…I’ll give it to you. Now, fuck off.

Reported…racist cunt.