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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. Beautiful…always makes me emotional. Qualitahhhhhhh.
  2. I take it that’s you on the drums, Francis or did you get a blind thalidomide on a very low stool in for the, ahem…session?
  3. …and your brood will be minus two Declans and four Brendans.
  4. Pile of cunt. All deserve being strapped to a Russian missile launcher. You pretentious bumwank.
  5. Winter’s coming, Spudcoon. How many kilos of peat does one of your fifteen fetid, rickets-ridden, impetigo urchin kids buy these days?
  6. Try this lady…she’ll melt far more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulfuric_acid
  7. You Brit obsessed Cunt…why the fuck do you care or comment (daily?) You should be busy reading your little red book, digging paddy fields and weaving a bamboo hat. Your big yellow boss is coming. Now fuck off, Abbo-shagger.
  8. Saturday night too. Fucking dreadful. Mind you, any prospective newbies looking in, only to be greeted by @Frank’s tenth hilarious posting of a Rocky soundtrack aren’t exactly going to be tempted to join are they? The fucking stupid, idle twat.
  9. I’ve arrived at the conclusion that the man was so capable but the demise has been mystifying. I’ve seen talented millionaires end up on the dole, usually, only two causes…beak or gambling. Whaddya reckon?
  10. I used to log on to his input. I’m embarrassed to admit it. What a tragic decline. It’s over, it really is.
  11. There really is nothing left. Here’s me thinking you had something more. I’m bereft…kinda.
  12. Straight question. Do you think that your ringing endorsement strengthens this cunt’s current predicament?
  13. Thanks for the weekend piss-up Raaso. Truly memorable bro. I had no idea that Eric was half-caste, Decs was rather shy and introverted and Eddie was ginger and had freckles. Just goes to show you eh? Did you get round to fucking Roops? Sloppy seconds after Billy though? You dirty voodoo cunt you. Fair play.
  14. I did it a great deal with Bill, Doc. He’s just ‘rehoused’ our refugee after a difficult three months at our gaff. I quite liked her but Mrs Cnut couldn’t cope. She was timing her showers (19 minutes ffs) and even monitoring her bog paper usage. Anyway, Billy’s got her a full-time job, a lovely bed sit and he’s pouching the govt’s £350/month now and the £1000 rehoming grant. I get free Xmas trees for 10 years and the use of the M4 when I’m darn sarf for a weekend next month. The ungrateful cuntess hasn’t been in touch with us once since she left, mind you, it was @Neil who came to pick her up.
  15. Bit big though for your family of fuck all.
  16. 9000 miles away and being concerned. Truly tragic.
  17. Fingered her, late 80’s. Musty quim.
  18. Aggressive bunch of cunts this weekend, and no mistake. You’re all fucking nuts.
  19. That’s no way to talk about the wife.
  20. Sloppy, poorly constructed, wooden and weak. Do it again, dead Cunt.
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