Dyslexic cnut

29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Karate Flid

I sell pistols. I’m a small -arms dealer.

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

I hope you're better with your fists than you are with words. What a pickle you've got yourself into this evening. I'm going to stick my neck out and say that you're probably not living your best life.

Despite being thalidomide, I’d comfortably handle you…I’ve seen your videos.

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

You're an embarrassment to yourself. Grow up, man. 

There’s a good chance you and I will meet up soon. I’m using AI (Anal Information) so I’ve got your number. Best lay low…last warning.

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

Puerile little nob, and with the worse post-to-like ratio the board has ever seen. Truly hated by all. 

Says the site’s ringworm.

20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What’s the fucking point of blocking anyone? You just end up reading it in quotes or revealing it to see what’s going on anyway. 
 Scroll through what you’re not interested in. You fucking know by now that telling them to fuck off doesn’t work. I scroll past Harold and a few others if they’re being boring, but when they have something to say I’ll talk to them.

I don’t have your patience. There was a time when the mods warned these cunts about their crap input. No more. They’re allowed to bombard this place with utter drivel and you, above many, know this to be true. Frank…do fuck off. If you’re not prepared to raise your game, you squalid, slimey little twat, keep your fucking mouth shut and watch this place die you wanker.

23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This is ‘screechy’ and ‘girlie’. Do it again.

I have no idea how or why you and the others engage with these fucking spastics. I’ve blocked them, they bring nothing to this place, @entitled little cunt @and @ChildeHarold and Pen…verbose and useless wankers. I’ll never see or respond to the fucking idiots…and life is good. Knock it off Eric, it’s harvesting the lowest of the low hanging fruit.

9 hours ago, Frank said:

 

 

Dickhead.

59 minutes ago, Frank said:

Jesus Christ, Eddie, you’re so fucking thick. Just aswell I like you. 

Obvious old tart.

2 hours ago, Frank said:

 

 

That old chestnut…you stupid cunt.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Eight to ten years after coming home, almost 800,000 men are still fighting the Vietnam war. 

None of them received a heroes’ welcome. 

Thick as mince, which you also do.

32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No sheep activity for a year! 
Nice to see you ProfB. Hope you’re well.

Spooky. I was having a lamb roast today and I actually hoped it was this odd little retard. I also hope ‘big Kaz’ has cancer.

8 hours ago, Frank said:

Mike, there's no hiding the fact that your delivery is plain awful. Nevertheless, I don't like to see a fellow member taken for a ride. Mrs H sounds like she's truly rotten to the core. I'll revert after lunch with a plan. Standby.

Squalid little cuntheaded snide.

On 06/04/2024 at 15:46, Mike Hunt said:

Jesus H DC, you're giving me PTSD, that was me about 15 years ago.  I trust to be absolutely clear in your mind you gave it a last shot with the old "I guess a bit of the old in and out's out of the question then?"

At least now when Mrs H comes staggering through the kitchen door I know what to expect.  We don't need a liquidiser any more - I just give her a pint glass and ask her to hold it with both hands while I pour a pint of milk, some strawberry syrup and ice cream on it.  I then leave the contents to settle on the floor for the cleaner, (who's seriously fit), who comes once a week.

Both sets of lips closed…two months after the wedding ring went on.

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

Eddie. You've become the closest thing to a friend that I’ve ever had during the last few years, so I hope you won’t get all bent out of shape if I ask you a serious question which has been troubling me for a while now. Have you killed The Vulcan in a fit of rage, or during one of the weird and highly  dangerous sexual activities that I know you lot brought with you from Africa and still get up to all the time?
If you have put it out of its misery, I hope you won’t mind me attending the disposal of its remains, to pay my respects and shout loads of abuse at its grieving (or more likely wildly celebrating) close relatives. And it would also be an ideal opportunity for you to either pay me back the fucking money I sent you for those brake pads for my M4. Mates or not Ed, if you prefer we can have a straightener outside on the cobbles at the wake.

She’s not dead,Bill. She’s been fucking me since November.

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

104 days today since the Princess of Wales was incontrovertibly seen in public. 

It’s an awfully long time, is it not?

This is now getting a bit weird, Doc.

7 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

Jesus H DC, you're giving me PTSD, that was me about 15 years ago.  I trust to be absolutely clear in your mind you gave it a last shot with the old "I guess a bit of the old in and out's out of the question then?"

At least now when Mrs H comes staggering through the kitchen door I know what to expect.  We don't need a liquidiser any more - I just give her a pint glass and ask her to hold it with both hands while I pour a pint of milk, some strawberry syrup and ice cream on it.  I then leave the contents to settle on the floor for the cleaner, (who's seriously fit), who comes once a week.

Ukranian? Our’s was a lovely girl. Pig ugly, but she arrived at the same time the menopause did for the wife. In all seriousness, Michael, the after three months, the kid would’ve been safer strapped to a Russian howitzer in Mariupol than she was in our gaff. Nasty piece of work is Mrs Cnut, and no mistake.

42 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

If any of those families could have read the runes on his shit-stained fingers, they'd have realised "I'm a sick child fucker" is a red light 🙄

How’s Mrs H, Mikey? Mine’s all peri-menopaused up. When she comes through the door I don’t know if I’m getting shagged or stabbed. I spent a whole day last week, scrubbing the fuck out of our gaff while she was overseas with work. Hoovering, floor mopping, dishwasher emptied, washing AND ironing…I even brushed the hound. There I was, standing as proud as punch when she walked into the kitchen…I was beaming. Do you know what the first words out of her ungrateful oestrogen-riddled mouth were? Well I’ll tell you. It went like this…she picked a cloth up, walked over to the fridge and screamed, ‘what the fuck are these fingerprints all over the fridge door-handle you fucking pig?’ 
In that moment I thought of you and, hand on heart, wished that she could join your wife in a wheelchair based future.

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

Thanks for trying though - it means a lot that a CC veteran would offer such expert advice to little old me. Imbecile.

Wanker…twatted. Not that he’d know.
 

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Fall foul of me again, you easily-triggered sap, and you'll know all about it. Meanwhile I suggest you time your posts wisely... you'll remain in the mod queue until I know you can be trusted. 

Welcome back.

 

Did I whistle for a slithering has-been? When I want your opinion…I’ll give it to you. Now, fuck off.

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

Liverpool.

Reported…racist cunt.

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I think you have me confused with your daddy.

Reported…cunt.

On 01/04/2024 at 09:59, Frank said:

If you think this is going to put a cap on your posts from last night, you've got another thing coming. We see you.

Aside from ‘rectally flushed with Congolese spunk’…how do you sleep at night?

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Ironic, because in real life penguins live in the Antarctic, while dragons - like polar bears - prefer northern climes.

@King Billy?

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

I have a soft spot for you. it's a bog in the west of Ireland.

@PANZER MURPHY taking lodgers now, since he’s eaten his offspring?

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

You take that back, you fucking cunt, Puff the Magic Dragon was real!

He was notoriously transphobic. Which was probably why Pen didn’t see him when he went down to Onnerley, packing meat.