Dyslexic cnut

2 hours ago, Frank said:

It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. 

You demented fuck.

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Come on OCR, he has a point. Its fucking dull and annoying.  The woman he's talking about isn't half has grating as  Terry Yorath's beaky daughter, who seems to be on every fucking sports programme.  

Gypps, he never ‘has a point.’ He should be hounded from the site…he’s an utter buffoon who, hopefully gets arse cancer, the kind that dangles out of his shorts when he’s out so that children can hit it with sharp sticks.

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I reckon I'm owed at least £10m in compensation because one of my very distant ancestors might have been forced to toil the land as a subsistence farmer under the runrig system, delivering 90% of their turnip crop to the evil landowner in tax. I'm not quite sure who exactly owes me that money, but I suspect it's Oprah Winfrey, she's fucking loaded.

What the fuck are you going to do with 10m quids worth of cotton and fried chicken, Bawso?

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Something's really off with the man, Pen. While I've had more than my fair share of highs and lows, poor DC's been down in the doldrums for months! Worse still, every other sentence he posts is cloaked in some kind of helmet metaphor.

I haven't seen a fellow member so on edge since the early days of Jazz. I might put him to bed over the weekend.  

I’ve cleared the decks for 3 days. Let’s go, cunthead. I can’t wait.

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Idiot.

You degenerate, utter site-trawling fucking spastic. What the fuck is wrong with you, you weird little cunt?

43 minutes ago, Frank said:

How many times have I told you to never explain? Never! You've been on this site for umpteen years and still you have no concept of the rules. 

 

Do fuck off, Frank…you helmet-flake.

23 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Just keep paying those taxes then. William is so terribly grateful for the crushed silk toilet roll you’re funding for his tattered arsehole.

Cuck. 

Do you actually think that I have any more control over government tax spending than you do over Albanese spunking your own tax dollars on Abbo”s crayon drawings? You stupid, Brit-obsessed weirdo. Grow the fuck up.

14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

All due respect, so none, fuck off. I’ll post what I like thanks. Christ knows any semblance of quality control or self-censorship seems to be a thing of the past round here these days, so if on my infrequent visits I feel like recording an ongoing lie being peddled on the public, I will. I’m surprised by your indifference to be honest, the idea that the heir to the throne might be permitting some elaborate deception to play out while he puts his feet up between his 2 hours of public work per week should be lighting a fire in your taxpaying belly. I can only presume you and those like you are so anaesthetised by the Daily Mail that your critical thinking skills are duller than a February day in Coventry. 

Take a close look at the pictures. Is the woman passenger in the Audi, the woman at the Windsor Farmers Market, and the woman on the garden bench supposed to be the same person?

Not only are they lying to you, they’re laughing about it, too.

Apart from a triumvirate of twats, Jenny Bond, Nicholas Witchell and you, no cunt here gives a flying fuck about this. You obsessed, big hairy dog’s cock. Fuck off.

On 16/04/2024 at 11:44, Eric Cuntman said:

Curta cunt. Lol lol

He left his ‘clam shell hinges’ in a kidney dish…years ago.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

 

Fucking moron quoting yourself now. Totally shot to pieces. 

Do you want a crack in the mouth, son?

41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He is unkillable. But he’s not uncontrollable. Which is why my foot is in his arse right now. 
 If you have a better idea, please get the fuck on with it and stop fucking whining about my methodology.

PM his address and I’ll have Torquemada alias @Stubby Pecker go medieval on his degenerate arse. 

10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on.

Spastics allowed to survive on here, Raaso. Our vulvas got kicked in for at least a year when we joined. Fucks going on with the Big Beasts?

10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Last time I checked I was on this site, not in it. It's no wonder you have a problem with the school system, it didn't fail you, you failed it. You thick, can't write a sentence cunt. Lol. 

Blocked it…hate it…kill the fucking spinal column out of it.

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you fucking serious? Do you still think that what I said was an attack on your actual mother rather than an addition to a conversation about a fictional language from Star Trek??

 You thick fucking cunt. Get the fuck off this website you sensitive little fucking crybaby shitcunt. You make me fucking sick.

I’ve blocked it. I hate it. Kill it.

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'm sure Harold can identify...

 

Lazy Jock Cnut…kill this cunt.

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you fucking serious? Do you still think that what I said was an attack on your actual mother rather than an addition to a conversation about a fictional language from Star Trek??

 You thick fucking cunt. Get the fuck off this website you sensitive little fucking crybaby shitcunt. You make me fucking sick.

It’s not possible to give 500 likes…otherwise. This cunt has only survived because you told myself and @Old Chap Raasclaat that he was ‘Unkillable.’ Nothing, and I mean NOTHING would make me happier and my life be richer than if you Saucepanted this retarded site-plague. I’m happy to assist, and so is our kid and our Dad.

5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Smoking, although I quit smoking around a year ago, I have to admit to liking it... The smell, smoking after a meal or sex and when pissed and or coked up a cigarette can be a necessity. Whether you like it or not, smoking is cool. Anyways, enough about me, what about Rishi Sunak proposing an effective smoking ban by raising the legal smoking age each year? The cunts in parliament are voting on it as I wrote this and no doubt many had a crafty cigarette before the vote. Fines for shops selling to underage smokers (good luck proving that) yet cigarettes brought in from abroad are allowed to be smoked. Will they search you to confirm your cigarettes are from another country? What a fucking pile of shit and yet another example of this country and its laws encroaching on our ability to enjoy and kil ourselves (if we want to). Rishi is a vegetarian and I doubt the boring cunt drinks either... I bet his stinking veggie farts cause more damage to people within his farts range than passive smoking ever would. Boris the daft cunt would never gave allowed this to even get to a vote.

I doubt Rishi will stop vaping and all the corner shops selling that synthetic shite though will he?

It's enough to make to make me want to start smoking again. 20 Embassy and a bottle of Appleton.

Utter fucking cunts.

 

 

That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on.

32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Filthy fucking northern pig.

This bint is half-brummie and her tits are large but lop-sided. Have you seen the right one? I’ve been on Pornhub and seen this up close. I know what I’m talking about. Raise your standards you copper-crutch licking disgrace, you’ll be saliva-douching Roops’ rancid, ginger haddock-sluice next.

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Pen, have you noticed Frank creeping up the leaderboard? Stupid question, of course you have as you've been helping manipulate the leaderboard, haven't you? You fucking cunt. 

@Mrs Roops. I notice that the rules don’t apply to your transgender abhorration of a mate? Has it ever had a ban or warning and if not…why the fuck not? It’s a fucking disgrace on here.

46 minutes ago, ratcum said:

her feet are spectacularly ugly DC, so for that reason I'm out

I wouldn’t lick them either. Eric makes me sick, Ratty.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m sure she would have some baby wipes or something. 

Answer the fucking question.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking goddess. It’s all real. The tits, the arse. You should see her in a pair of jeans.

Ginger. Honest question. Two days trekking through the Amazon basin, rainy season. She spreads them and asks you to ‘lick me growler.’  Would you? She’s ginger.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The Volvo Rascal. Statistically the safest vehicle to be abducted and murdered in. 
 5 Star NRAPE rating.

Neil clearly can’t spell ‘Vulva.’

2 hours ago, Neil said:

Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it?

Fuck off. It’d take them two weeks to chisel the dried smegma off the steering wheel & gearstick ffs!

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Blimey, elc... I think I may have picked the wrong fight here. If you keep firing these heavyweight retorts at me, I'll be on the ropes later this evening. Anyways, I was wondering how you are able to run your own business, be on here all day, every day making a cunt of yourself whilst clearly being a thick spastic who can't even write a proper sentence. Lol. 

PS. I am 140 years old and I knew you're Grandad and I still speak with him from time to time. He told me to tell you he thinks you've let the family down and that you're a fucking idiot. 

What do you want me to tell him?

 

 

 

This bloke’s a class one spunkbubble, Raaso. I can’t be doing with the talentless try-too-hard bellwipe.