Old Chap Raasclaat

Shut up you cunt.

Mama always told me my Father was Black, hence the shock at finding out whitey Roadkill is my old man. When he used to ring us once a year (at Christmas) in Haiti, from the little I understood of his accent, he sounded black to me... man this, man that. He told me his skin was browner than Newcastle brown ale, what a liar. C'mon let's get him. We'll sell his Prius and split the money. I'm skint.

Do you actually ever contribute to this site, as in a nomination or a funny response? All you do stalk and quote certain members. Seriously, and, do you think this site is working for you? You're clearly despised by most and you seem to actually genuinely wish fictional characters on here harm or wish them dead. All because you decided to reveal your inner beast like qualities and attitudes towards dogs. It was your decision, now live with the consequences of better still, fuck off permanently.

Fuck them, I bet they all do it behind closed doors, and I became English on the boat over here anyways... I lick the Poonani and why not. I've also recently found out that I'm a mulatto... that must also partly be the reason I partake in various debaucheries as mentioned above. I need to get in touch with my white side, DC... I've bought a flat cap, trenchcoat and some shoes, fancy meeting up for pie and a pint? We can talk about the weather, cost of living and the fact that there are too many Muslims here. Is that embracing my white side?

I've never really understood the award, Neil. Best sportsman, or more likely nowadays best sportsthey would make sense as it's recognising the talent they possess for the sport they participate in. Personality? Most sports people are boring fucking cunts, who rarely even drink as it's affects their ability. Of course they need to stay on top of their game but whatever personality they have is rarely shown in interviews as they're all media trained robotic sounding cunts. What do think of Joey Barton's comments of late, regarding women football pundits and the fact they shouldn't be doing it? I think the fruitcake has a point. I remember them getting rid of the pit lane girls in F1, and now it's seems most kids that walk on the pitch holding the football teams captains hand are spastics. They've got women's roles wrong, stand there, keep your mouth shut and look nice. I'm not an oldie like you Neil but I've got the right attitude, don't you think?

I've always preferred Lebanese over Turkish food, KB, the greasy Turkish cunts don't render enough fat out of the Lamb... I always have a shiny face face after eating Turkish food, like I've been eating out some ladies extra wet pussy lol. Lebanese has better seasoning in my opinion... Fez Mangal on Ladbroke Grove is ok but check Soor on Harrow road if your in the area, mention Raas and they'll charge you extra to pay off my debt.

I rarely go to Hackney these days, Eric. I used to eat in Mangal 2 on Stoke Newington high road. Those married bumders Gilbert and George ate in there every night so I'm sure @Frank knows the place well. They have some Caribbean takeaways around there if you're in the area and fancy a bit of curry goat.

There's nothing wrong with @King Billy's Christmas Trees... Been buying them off him for years. Look at this year's beauty.

Frank, have you ever been to the oldest Spa in London?

Harold, your are ranting about everything in a sinister attempt to deflect from this concerning comment. As a self confessed 70 year old man, you claim you'd love to have been a Gardener at a Girls Public School. Considering you'd most likely have to be at least 18 years old to do this job and the youngest girls attending the school would be approximately 11 years old, I would like you to explain yourself.

Cuntybaws, I've been relaxing watching half dead Mary Berry's Highland Christmas, featuring Andy Murray helping her make Kedgeree and generally being a useless cunt only to read @ChildeHarold's strange comment. He's been even more vocal (than normal) of late, clearly upset and bitter it's the Festive season... I can only think this simmering bitterness has led to him drinking too much and revealing some concerning thoughts he has that he'd normally hide.

Harold, I am a bit concerned about this comment, I thought you were a bumder, however you're coming across as a beast. You will give proper answer to my accusations, do you understand?

I'm becoming increasingly concerned about ands mental health, KB. God forbid he's out and about searching for Dog shit and hears what he thinks is 'Decimus' or 'Wolfie', King Billy or someone saying 'Raasclaat'... I think the weirdo would flip and try to kill the person and or himself. I think he'd be better off dead for everyone's sake.

Shut up you cunt.

I learnt to write the British from watching overdubbed Kung Fu films in downtown Port-au-Prince.

Relax, elc... I was having a laugh, you sensitive cunt, I actually agree with a lot of your nomination. The whole education system is flawed, a one size fits all system is not right. Some kids are academic, some are creative, some are both... When you factor in under investment, shite Teachers (who shouldn't even be teaching) and a flawed system of measuring a persons intelligence and achievement based on a particular way of testing people, it's all a pile of cunt. Loads of these so called intelligent people have no common sense at all and may have a load of qualifications but wouldn't last 5 minutes in the real world without their parents financial support. Yeah, elc. Fuck the whole system.

And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas Day.

What a vile thought, lol. Imagine Frank beforehand, stripping for Harold, in his small white shirt, 24 inch waist Calvin Klein pants, freshly shaved bandy legs and strutting around in his fake Loakes and shitty glasses. Fuck knows what Harold looks like but I imagine he looks that bumder Gandalf cunt from Lord of the Rings. Lol. What a vomit inducing pair of cunts.

Judging by your writing skills, it's clear you are what I've highlighted above. Lol. You are clearly bitter at failing in life and are probably too old to turn it around, now you listen and you listen good elc... you are the architect of your failure and we, the membership shouldn't have to read your bitter ramblings anymore. Do you understand? I'm expecting your next nomination to have wit, humour and to add some cheer to this miserable place. If you fail in this endeavour...🎶 I will attack, and you don't want that... duh nit, duh duh duh nit. I've got the power 🎶 Lol and fuck off.

I have a strong feeling yourself and @and are bumders. In response to your offer, fuck off. However, I'm sure Frank would love to spend some time on your couch whilst you 'prepare yourself' send him a PM. Lol.

And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas day.

And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas day.

I think it's disgusting how vast parts of London have been redeveloped by private building companies (with the help of back handers) to sell to the wealthy, most of whom don't even live in London, let alone the UK. Where I live, there has been cunt building work going on in some form or another for at least 10 years. Every fucking day off, some cunt is drilling or making noise. This one particular converted town house opposite my flat has been empty for about 7 years. It's some ridiculous Air BnB which must cost a couple of bags a week to rent. I spoke with the cunt who bought it about 10 years ago, said he'd made at least a million on it, after doing it up (lots of cunt building work going on), some new owner cunts buy it and strip it out and redesign the whole fucking place... more cunt building work. They were throwing out expensive rugs that got moths or something, die to place being empty for so long. Cunts are also applying for planning permission every 5 minutes, I simply object to everything now. I can't stand these wealthy cunts who don't want to live in an area and be part of the community, this is big business and the amount of dodgy money being pumped into London property via Russians, Chinese and others is a fucking disgrace. All approved and allowed by the. Cunt Tories. Britain is open for business... What a pile cunt.

And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas Day.