Old Chap Raasclaat

Fuck off.

Do you know, you sound more sinister and deranged with each passing day. I hope you're being watched. Lol

That's great, Harold.

I hope you live to see Christmas day, Withers... and die on Boxing day.

Harold, Christmas is clearly a time of year you dread or even hate. Why is that?

What are you moaning about, you don't even celebrate Christmas do you? I'm sure you'll enjoy the aroma of turkey leftovers in the dog shit you collect on Boxing Day. Lol.

Reported, you racist cunt.

The stupid, more money than sense locals will no doubt harp on about the extra moisture in the goose, courtesy of the bellend that is Withers' bellend. I was thinking of what sign to put up on my market stall... 'Withers Organic Goose' will cost too much (as I have to pay per letter) so I was thinking of shortening it to WOG. What do you think?

Will you cheer the fuck up, Harold. It's bad enough reading @Neil's depressing 'I hate Christmas' ramblings and you've done nothing but be a miserable cunt of late. You're clearly going to be on your own without even a Christmas card on your windowsill to admire and I'm glad. Merry Christmas, you miserable cunt.

Withers, you French worm. I'm on the Keto diet (low carbs) and after a lovely brunch of Eggs and smoked Duck breast I've been thinking about making some extra cash for Christmas. Did you know Goose was the preferred meat until we copied the Americans and started eating overpriced dry, coarse Turkey? What with you claiming to have/keep Geese, how about I rent a van and collect some and sell them at Portobello market? The rich cunt locals will pay a good price for some 'Withers organic Normandy Goose'. Of course, I'll send you 50% after they've been sold, what do you think? We could make some serious money old chap.

I mostly agree, Panzer, these Tory cunts are taking the piss and are a shambles. Suella wants Rishi's job and the Rwanda plan wont happen in my opinion and if it does, it won't deal with the problem. I've said it before, they're all out of ideas, however, they'll most likely get in again or form a coalition, as the British public (even after the Covid parties) will vote them back in. I don't think winning the major cities will be enough for Labour, it's the shires and villages that'll vote the Tory bastards back in. Apparently Boris' £840 a roll wallpaper is peeling off in number 10 Downing Street... The wallpaper must stink of curry now after Rishi's been living there and I'm sure Suella will appreciate the smell. In order to save the tax payer another wallpaper bill, maybe Suella bud bud ding ding should move in after all.

What the hell are you doing watching that, Big Bollock? After admitting to eating Wetherspoon Christmas dinners, using Cherry Coke as a mixer and having Tesco value baked beans as your avatar... I'm surprised you made it halfway through the programme. Lol. Stupid, drunken idiot.

Out of interest, Harold, what is your ethnic background? Are you a bud bud ding ding?

Neil, ain't been about much lately, hence the lack of communication. What have you got planned for Christmas then? Another stay in an Italian villa with private (female) chef you can spy on as she cooks, whilst wanking in the larder. Fucking hell, Neil. What is wrong with you?

I visited Copenhagen a while ago and found the place beautiful, relaxed and a nice vibe overall with nice food, coffee and alcohol. I smoked back then I and bumped into two dodgy Morrocan geezers on the train to Freetown Christiania, where I wanted to get some hash. They had white on them and of course I had a livener... I noticed an area (can't remember the name) with lots of Muslim types in it and towards the end of my stay I decided to go on the Oresund bridge to Malmö Sweden for the afternoon. Although I didn't notice much whilst there, Malmö has been host to much of the trouble the Muslims bring with them. It's a shame as it was a nice place to visit and like Copenhagen around 7 out of 10 of the women are of the highest quality, unlike a lot of British birds that wear far too much make up and generally have no elegance. There is a similar theme across Europe wherever Muslims have recently settled and that is a lot of their culture is alien to traditional Christian values. I spoke with a tasty Danish woman in the airport as I tried some rum and she told me (in her own way) that their governments are treating the natives like cunts and are pushing this woke, pro Islamic immigration on the people. It seems Muslims want to emigrate to Christian countries with designs on converting that country to Islam long term. Islam as a religion, to me seems to thrive on conquest and conflict.

What are you so angry about today, Harold? What is it with the anti British rhetoric all the time. Although before my time, I have a lot of respect for the Punk movement and it's anti establishment message, however I am proud to be British and don't appreciate you slagging this country off every 5 minutes. You need to calm down, old chap.

If by Sharks you mean your pathetic self and @Penny Farthing Lol, I'm sure DC will be fine.

Panzer, whether a British invention or not, it's produced exclusively in Ireland so I am contributing to the Irish economy and government who pay your giro. Anyways, I've done a bit of research and found out that a lot of famous Irish things aren't even Irish. Lol. Guinness, Green beer, Baileys and St Patrick. Fucking hell Panzer, what the hell are you lot doing, culturally appropriating other inventions and traditions and claiming them for yourselves? I need an explanation from the most Irish of them all... Panzer Murphy, and not in a cockney accent you Irish cunt.

@Dyslexic cnut, @Greg Secker has joined the Corner. He must have read your nomination and decided to join... I've quit work and decided to pay for his trading tips and training. I joined after watching him make thousands whilst going for a run, after instructing and leaving the AI software to do the work, I had really high hopes quitting the monotonous work routine and living the dream. Thing is, I haven't made any fucking money, Christmas is around the corner and I'm skint. Greg, you better have a fucking good explanation, or better still give some money. You flash fucking cunt, what have you got to say for yourself?

I was going to tell you that you have verbal diarrhoea but that would get you all excited, wouldn't it? Are you a Bumder? Is your Billingsgate 'girlfriend' actually a geezer? Lol

Shut up you cunt.

Panzer, I've spent a fortune getting the Christmas drinks in (for my two places). I was about to leave the shop and realised I hadn't bought any Irish drink.. I then thought of how skint you are as a nation and that you've elected a bumder. Although a mostly poofter drink, I don't mind a bit of Baileys in my coffee so I bought three litres of the shite. Do you appreciate me supporting the Irish economy and therefore helping towards your giro? Lol.

I rarely go south of the river, Stubby... Full of Darkies, East is full of Bud bud ding dings and North is full of poofters like Frank. West is best, old chap, exit the M4 through Hammersmith, round Shepherds Bush green and into Holland Park, Notting Hill and Ladbroke Grove. A good mix of whiteys, darkies, bud bud ding dings and minimal gays, like Frank.

Sounds lovely, Stubbs, a bit like Croydon but with better weather.

I've always wanted to go Ireland, Eric, for the craic... I'm not sure now though, what with all the roadman types I'll most likely be offered crack. Lol.