Old Chap Raasclaat

I've had a disturbing thought of @Cunty BigBollox staggering around his bungalow, singing that Wham song, alone on Christmas day, 2 litre bottle of cider in hand and wearing a piss stained Father Christmas outfit.

Evening Big Bollock, you appear to be posting in a sort of 'pissed up code' us non alcoholics don't really understand. What are you celebrating this evening?

He definitely looks like a bumder. He's only giving 30% of his 1.5 billion fortune to his family apparently... Here's a quote from good old Mr Caudwell: “I don’t want my kids to be broke, but if you left your kids your entire wealth, that does nothing to rebalance the rich-poor divide. The interest alone on his fortune could feed a lot of the poor cunts in London. His Mayfair 'House' is not a million miles away from me, I might pay a tramp to shit on his doorstep.

I've noticed he's very tight with his likes Wolfie. He awarded me one (and possibly the only one) the other day for a nomination I posted. If what he posts is true, then the fat cunt definitely has a few quid so I don't understand his bitterness. I hope I'm not as miserable as him at an age where you should be enjoying life after years of work. Cheer up @Neil, you miserable, tight fucking cunt. Lol.

I'm sick of these super rich cunts who, after making loads of money decide to jump on the environment bandwagon. Leonardo DiCaprio is another one, jetting around in his private jet lecturing the plebs about the environment and Greta Thunberg causing a massive demand for electricity whenever her vegan, lefty cunt fans switch their computers on to read her latest spastic outburst. I've had a quick read up about this cunt KB and he has a gold digger wife almost half his age and has had a kid in his late 60s... I hope the Phones4U cunt gets electrocuted to death the next time he charges his phone. What a cunt.

I tried to but didn't have time... As her mumbling was only a quarter note. What with the dribbling, pissing and shitting herself... I had to get away.

Blimey, Neil. You don't half get around. Italy one week (wanking over the private chef) and now Sandbanks (more wanking). What with your vast disposable income, have you thought about getting a bit on the side, and less wanking? I know someone, who knows someone, who's cousin's friends Aunts Husband can get you all kinds of Ladies, willing to overlook you being a fat fucker and wank you off all day for a bit of your hard earned. Let me know via PM, discretion is guaranteed.

They're a rather friendly lot Eric, unlike the generally moody/paranoid cunts in London. For example, I was strolling down Oxford Street and some Gucci wearing slapper got all annoyed when I tried to put my hand in her bag (to check the leather out)... I did the same in the West Country and the shell suit wearing lady didn't give a fuck, away with the clouds she was, only had methadone in her bag and some needles. A much better experience.

Finnegan, I caught a brief bit on YouTube showing an anti immigration protest in Ireland. Some Irish bloke was shouting in barely understandable English 'They're not even Ukrainian'. What would your beloved EU think about that then and what do have to say for yourself and fellow Irish?

The sheer nerve of the cunt winds me up Wolfie. If I had been singled out, years ago in the 'Too many useless cunts' nomination (by the top admin cunt/site owner) for providing mind numbing nominations and pointless content, I'd have the self awareness and decency to either try harder, fuck off and/or kill myself. Lol. I honestly believe if @Penny Farthing was kicked off the corner he would either go on murderous rampage or kill himself. What a fucking stubborn cunt.

Well that's rich, coming from the demented idiot that's on here all day, every day saying memorable things like 'Are you ok mate' and other, equally terrible shit I cannot be bothered to try and remember. Fuck off cunt.

@and, I've noticed you've changed your username and profile picture, yet again. I decided to use Google lens to look up the weird freak cunt appearing in your avatar and it should come as no surprise that it's a bumder porn star, with a penchant for Coprophilia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Gillis You really are a disturbed and perverted individual and have no shame in expressing said perversions. I really think you'd be better off dead and I'm sure, if you're honest with yourself think the same. You vile, perverted cunt.

Neil, I've been relaxing in the west country, away from all the stresses of the big city and taking time to reflect on life and taking time out for myself. I've been watching a squirrel from my balcony lately, he/she has been working hard, gathering food to store away for the upcoming winter months and I've got to say it (amongst other things) has given me inspiration and food for thought. We must strive to be the best versions of ourselves Neil, plan for the future and as men, make sure we have the money and life we should have. I don't know how old you are old chap and you're possibly too old to give a fuck now but I've decided to grab each day (and not the 3-4 a week before) by the scruff of the neck and make it count, more than ever before. I mean, don't get me wrong... I'm comfortable but I want a lot more and why shouldn't I? We can learn a lot from the creatures of this world, Neil and like the apex predators, we have to get out there and take and make what we want. Anyways, thats my thinking of late and I was wondering what you thought about it?

Well said KB, I have a few 'social media' accounts for professional purposes, I wouldn't dream of posting what I'm having for dinner or pretending to look happy with cunt ex girlfriend. Lol. The clever thing that cunt Zuckerberg did years ago with Cuntbook was to feed the end users ego, need for fame and attention and make their insecurity seem normal. All these years later, wankers with 400+ 'friends' of which 50% they've probably met once if at all and of which 99% wouldn't lend them a fiver if they needed it. Lol. It's actually embarrassing to see cunts portraying this fake lifestyle, when deep down they most likely wish they were dead. Lol. Anyways, KB. I've read that Rich Snake is going back on the Governments ridiculous and unrealistic idea to stop sales of non electric vehicles by 2030. Thank God for that, it's blatantly obvious electric vehicles have their place but cannot, ever replace petrol/diesel vehicles entirely. I can now realistically imagine hopefully getting an imaginary Porsche before I'm 50, I imagine the imaginary running costs and maintenance will cost a lot but fuck it, I'll pay for it all with my imaginary cheque book. Lol.

I think you're a fan of 'Raasters' aren't you Frank? Why would you come up with your own unique nickname for me? It's a sign of affection Frank and you can fuck right off with it.

You sad fucking bastard, I've been getting pissed and you've been waiting here for me. Lol. I've noticed @Frank did the right thing and made himself scarce. Now, I'll be back here in two hours time, I'll be really pissed then and I'm going to fucking kill you. You better be gone, if you know what's good for you. Sad Cunt. Lol.

An hour and 15 minutes to go. Cunt. Yes, you better try and get Frank onboard. You lying piece of shit.

Its nice to see you're still running around like a headless chicken Frank. I've warned Zev and Pen to be gone by 9pm, there's going to be carnage on the Corner, that now goes for you, you underperforming bellend. Do you understand?

It was The Judge (judgetwi). He's found something else to do with his time since getting kicked off here. The cunt charged me 74% commission, now what do think about that HOC?

Don't make excuses now, you twisted cunt. I'll be bringing up your vile lies about your siblings soon enough, you sympathy seeking cunt. I've got your number. I'm telling you now, you're going to get a fucking hiding tonight. Cunt. Lol.

I've noticed you change your avatar and name quite often, it's the kind of behaviour of someone who isn't comfortable with themselves and has something to hide. You shit collecting/sniffing beast. Lol.

You better be logged out from 9pm. You beast of Bodmin cunt.

Hammer, the judge hit the gavel and I won the case. The case of vintage rum that is.