Old Chap Raasclaat

I think it could well be, Eric. My temperature was high and felt like I'd been on a 3 day bender... Thought today was Thursday and thought I'd had 34 jabs. If I'd left it a few days, I might have ended up a one legged cunt.

Frank, I've been feeling like shit for a week now with a knee infection... Had to take time off work and decided to go to watch Napoleon, on my own (like you would) to cheer myself up. I'm limping into the cinema, admiring the bright lights, really looking forward to watching a Ridley Scott epic and see this Rocky neon shite glaring at me. It made think of you, ruined my whole afternoon and also made made me feel sick. Fuck off.

Panzer, I got a knee infection a while ago and after feeling light headed yesterday (as the antibiotics weren't working enough) went to see the Doctor who sent me to Hospital. I was thankfully sent home with extra antibiotics, anyways, do you think the infection and/or the light headedness were caused by Brexit? Can I sue the Government?

No sniffing, Eric. I haven't touched it for a while now, no alcohol lately and quit smoking around 10 weeks ago, I've not even had any of the strong hash brownies/flapjacks that are in me freezer. Being a right cunt is my new drug and it's cheap, leaves no hang/drug over and is a right laugh. Lol.

He won't be showing his face around here again, if he knows what's good for him, Eric. The boring Meme obsessed, living in the 90s cunt. I want him dead.

I have, Scotch Egg, it's all well and good to come steaming in with your disrespectful observations of the Corner but you have to show the 'worst commenters' how's it done after making such a bold statement, wouldn't you agree? I think you have failed so far in this regard and are now being monitored. I'm expecting some top quality material from such a seasoned veteran like yourself over the next few weeks and I don't want to be let down. Is that understood?

Well that's fascinating, Cuntybaws, is this your attempt to raise the currently awful (in your opinion) Corner standards? In your case, perhaps less is more. Lol.

Frank, do you remember the brand Chevignon? I used to wear some of their clothing back in the day and after a quick Google search I've found this rather nice leather jacket... https://www.chevignon.com/p/gyver-vintage-black-leather-jacket-2345.html What do think about it?

Yes, would you do the world a favour and kill yourself?

Get tae fuck.

You've altered my post, Scotch Egg. What are you playing at?

Scotch egg, what's with this Roops like explaining/showing off shite? Nobody cares and not many believe you anyways. Explain yourself.

Hark at him DC, proclaiming the corner is shite whilst scoffing Scotch eggs and listening to the Proclaimers. The lazy, part time cunt needs to pull his finger out. C'mon let's get him. Lol.

Old Big Bollock seems to have been a bit quiet of late, no doubt celebrating his high interest savings account balance and mortgage free properties, or property... I can't remember half the shit he comes out with to be honest, which is a lot more than he remembers. The stupid drunken cunt.

Withers, I'm looking forward to watching Napoleon on or after it's release... Napoleon was an incredible military leader, born in Corsica and of Italian ancestry. Had he been French, he wouldn't have achieved anything, would he. Lol.

Surely you're talking about @ZEV. You've really dropped him in the shit (lol) now haven't you, you demented fucking idiot. Lol.

I like it when you call me Raas.

Well, I mean there are so many experts, leading their respective fields, but if pushed to recommend someone who knows every aspect of setting up and successfully running a business, it has to be @Mrs Roops. It doesn't matter where you want to buy or set up, she's an expert and knows the best process, regardless of country or language. You'll have to be quick though, Wolfie, last I heard, she's off to China to help improve their flagging economy.

I don't think so, you've actually done what you've accused us of... whinging, bitching and generally acting all self important. Seriously?

What are you doing on here this time of evening, Mrs Roops? Its usually a half an hour morning visit and that's it. What is this, overtime? I get it, you're putting an extra shift in to make up (and avoid apologising) for the Fiddler scandal but it's too little too late. What are you going to do about it?

You're clearly using the drink as some sort of self medication, what are you running away from or struggling to deal with, Frank. Alcohol is a good Servant but a terrible Master. Pull yourself together man... You're most likely drowning your sorrows and slightly pissed so I'll let the lack of a capital R in Raasters go this time, if I catch you showing a lack of respect again (sober or pissed) I'll give you a serious hiding, is that understood?

You sound like a man so downtrodden you have lost the fucking plot. Why are you giving advice to Mrs Roops? Like she needs the advice of a shit collector/enthusiast (remember the avatar she gave you lol)... She's an international business woman and I doubt if she'd even employ you to clean the curry smelling shit out of the 1 star hotel room she stayed in on her recent business trip to India. You stupid deluded fucking cunt. Fuck off.

Do you think you might be an alcoholic, Frank?

Shut up you cunt.

What the hell is Ireland's say worth in the EU, Panzer? Fuck all, that's what. Germany run the show and you lot get the scraps off the big table, now, be grateful and don't elect another bumder. Lol.