Old Chap Raasclaat

I don't find much Yank shite funny to be honest, however I do remember laughing at Friends. I heard they were getting a million each per episode and as far I can tell there were at least 1000 episodes... That means Mr Perry had around a billion, enough for the alchy cunt to buy the world's adult population a drink each. He didn't though did he... The tight cunt. I'm glad he's dead.

Shut up you cunt.

I've noticed you getting all excited at the mention bumholes etc Harold. Are you a bender fluid, transbumbder sort of bloke? It's 2023 Harold and being a freak is apparently normal in these times. As you're 70 and will no doubt be dead soon enough, why not tell the world and ease the burden.

You do realise your avatar changes are the most entertaining part of your awful output here don't you? Fuck off you sad cunt.

Shut up you cunt.

I'm a big fan of Ray Mears, a man in tune with the world and wanting to work with it, not fight against it. I've wanted to go on one of his courses for a long time... I'm sure they've gone up massively though £5000 for a week in Finland. Pricey but worth every penny.

Now you've said it, it makes sense. I've found it odd that Withers always appears at the same time Frank is on here, thinking about it.

I wonder if the human race has peaked Wolfie. We are developing smarter technology to streamline so many aspects of production and manufacturing etc whilst simultaneously negating the need for a human workforce. This reduction of the need for human workers doesn't bode well for an ever increasing global population. We haven't fully embraced AI yet either, which will further reduce the need for a human workforce. The only winners in this are big businesses and I dread to think what the world will be like in 100 years. I still believe nature will step in and reduce our numbers. I find it interesting that animals live in harmony with world yet we destroy everywhere we go. What a depressing future we've created for ourselves.

That's interesting RK, I didn't know the driver controlled the pedals whilst the car steered itself. Talk about complicated, I thought the car did it all? Maybe it's specific to your model? I haven't been in car with driverless capability so only really now what I've read and heard about. I wonder if you could sue the manufacturer if you floored the accelerator and hit the parked vehicle behind as the vehicle wasn't able to turn in quick enough? Maybe they let the driver control the pedals so they can blame you if it all goes to shit and you hit a car. The more I learn about this the more sinister it's getting, take care out there RK.

Don't concern yourself with me 'letting myself down', where do you think you are elc, posting on some support forum for soppy cunts? You're clearly unable to accept my suggestion that some of your nominations are too similar and unnecessary. Who the fuck do you think you are anyways elc? You come steaming in and overloading the site with your 'nominations' and letting a few likes go to your stupid cunt head. You've only being here 5 minutes... sometimes less is more you daft cunt.

Are you some kind of cunt?

What a load of shite, talk about writing a lot but not actually saying anything. Listen you overly enthusiastic spastic, I was highlighting your habit of unnecessarily flooding the topics pages with nominations that are very similar to many of your previous ones or subjects that have already been nominated. Use the search function, you daft cunt.

I really don't understand the dumbing down and the implementation of technology that doesn't really do us any favours. Take cars and the unnecessarily installing of technology on products because they can. To drive on the pot holed shite they call roads these days requires more skill than ever before in my opinion, especially when you factor in the illegal South American drug dealing, I mean Deliveroo cunts driving their mopeds all over the road and the assorted cunts on these scooter things getting in the paying motorists way. Driving still requires a test and one of the elements of said test (if remember correctly) is reverse/parallel parking. Why have car manufacturers added driverless reverse/parallel parking then? If it's a test requirement and important driving skill why add technology that negates the need for that skill? Last time I checked, there wasn't anything wrong with a good old fashioned wing mirror, not anymore, certain car manufacturers seem to think it's better to add a camera instead... Maybe their thinking is the driver is too busy keeping an eye on their speedometer and not exceeding the 50mph speed limit to glance at their wing mirrors. This cunt technology is unnecessary and spreading to other parts of our everyday lives. You can turn the heating on when 15 minutes away from home, you can get a 'Smart meter' to negate employing meter reading staff and watch yourself getting ripped off in real time and not actually save any money, oooh your car has 5g so cunts can monitor where you've been and the speed you've travelled at, you can pay for shite you don't need with money you haven't got on your phone or card, because its more convenient than having cash. It seem the majority are being slowly turned into dependant cunts who happily give away their anonymity and independence to help big businesses employ less staff and know more than they need to about what we do and where we go. The sleeping idiots can carry on, but they're dragging me with them. Stupid cunts, fuck off.

Shut up you cunt.

KB, I've noticed the formation a new SAP (spastic, alcoholic and perverted) clique on here... you've got @entitled little cunt and his daft friend @ChildeHarold chatting total shite to Lieutenant weirdos @and and @Penny Farthing, under the direction of Drunken Captain @Cunty BigBollox who answers to the Aids ridden, monotonous Greek poofter Major @Frank. What a fucking disgrace they all are, they need lining up and shooting.

This 'Nomination' could have simply been added as a comment on an existing Joe Biden nomination or discussion. My point is the topics pages are being flooded with lazy, similarly themed nominations by yourself, @entitled little cunt and @Penny Farthing, any potential newcomer would likely read said shite, assume we're a spastic friendly website and run a mile. Have a browse through my mostly outstanding nominations Harold, that's if you can find them amongst the recent piles of shit you lot have added. Fuck off.

A yes or no would suffice.

Money doesn't buy taste Big Bollock. I imagine you take your unfortunate girlfriend out to a Harvester for a special treat dont you. Lol.

I can tell you've been spending too much time with @Penny Farthing, Harold. You've copied the demented old cunts habit of copying and pasting a newspaper link to then try and pass it off as a nomination... I appreciate you adding a picture of the annoying cunt but it's still lazy shite. I think you could do better Harold and if you can't, you should consider killing yourself.

Evening, elc. I remember you mentioning being a descendant of a goat herder somewhere on here and I can't help but think your relentless nominations, which are mostly of things that have already been nominated or variations of what you've nominated is some kind of personal Jihad against the membership here. I understand you're enthusiasm, being new here and all that but calm down and give the nominations a rest old chap, do you understand?

What's with the Tesco value baked beans avatar then? As a self confessed property magnate who earns lots of interest on his substantial savings, is this a wind up? Is it cruelly aimed at the poorer members here and society in general during this cost of living crisis? Considering you've admitted to using cherry cola as a mixer and eating Wetherspoon's Christmas dinners, I'm finding your contradicting lifestyle claims confusing.

Oi, Big Bollock. I've noticed @entitled little cunt, @Penny Farthing and now yourself almost topping the Leaderboard lately. Have I missed something? Is it 'Give the spastics a like' month on the corner or something?

Withers, you old French worm... I'm renting out a room to a (French speaking and surnamed) Swiss circus performer soon and rather tasty she is, if I don't say so myself. Any smooth French conversation starters (to get her in the mood) and wine suggestions? Or shall I whip out my massive schlong and chase her around the place, in a similar way to you getting out your little shriveled worm and chasing the Geese? Fuck off.

Harold, leave it out. @Penny Farthing is second on the leaderboard... This shocking event could signify the imminent destruction of the Corner, possibly humankind. Are you going to do anything about it?