Old Chap Raasclaat

Now listen, you pair of vile spastics. I'm at an important event and I haven't got time to converse with such vermin as yourselves. I can assure both, when I'm pissed later I will be coming for you both. There will be absolutely no quarter given , or expected, you pair of degenerates. You hear me, cunts?

Go away.

I am distraught DC, I'm not sure I can handle another ferocious attack from @Penny Farthing... I'm simply an old chap, trying to make my way in the Greatest Britain and he's even called me 'Babes', he's getting reported.

One paper claims the BBC drive a schoolgirl to his home... I mean what the fuck is going on with this pervert and why are the BBC involved in another scandal? Have you noticed @Frank's apparent meltdown and defence of 'his mate' Brand since this topic started. I'm sure @Zev and @Carl Sway will jump to his defence very soon. What apparent beasts we have amongst us.

If I'm fourth rate them what the hell are you Pen? You totally lacking of awareness, demented old bastard. Don't tell me to leave Russell alone either, the mouthy cunt couldn't resist bragging about his conquests. The wolves are circling and he's well and truly fucked.

It's most definitely a trial by media HOC, like Twitter (pre Musk ownership) these massive companies are driven by people's feelings and not the law. It's actually worrying that a company the size of YouTube (Google) act this way when the cunt has not been convicted of anything... yet. I've been watching a lot of public PINAC 'Auditor' type content on YouTube lately and the Police seem to want to ignore human rights and stop lawful activity because it makes some snowflake cunt upset. Worrying times we are living in old chap. Don't get me wrong, I can stand the show off cunt but the law must be followed.

You're beyond rubbish, Pen. Anyways, YouTube have suspended the mouthy cunt from making money from his channel. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12534431/YouTube-stops-Russell-Brand-making-money-channel-rape-allegations.html?ito=native_share_article-top What do think about that then?

Frank, your passionate defending of Mr Brand is becoming rather concerning. I'm beginning to think you've accompanied your mate 'Russ' on a few nights out in the past and 'got stuck in'. Did you wear the wig? It could be your only way of not getting identified and dragged into this.

I can't remember seeing so much activity from @Frank in one evening, KB. He's admitted to being pissed at around 5pm and has been running around like a headless chicken ever since. The man's about to flip.

That's disgusting, Withers. Has he not considered employing @Zev? Well, when I say employing, I'm sure Zev would do it for free. Throw a few dog turds in there and I've no doubt he'll pay for his own flight.

How do know that, Big Bollock? I bet it's vile, frozen and then reheated shite...it's no wonder you sharted yourself on your way home from 'Spoons' last Christmas, is it?

Look, I don't want any trouble... Alright.

I'd wager you've sucked a Malteser shaped head dry in the past. Lol.

Reported.

Shut up you cunt.

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What's up Frank? Have you had a bad day?

A sympathy like for you there Frank. Can you catch up with me? I think your only hope is a video Frank... Raasters is a cunt, (hey) he a make a me sick, ladidadida, ladidadida.

Yes, I eat pig. Do you?

Listen, you angry little shit (lol). Whether I come from an immigrant or part immigrant background is not what I was referring to. I'm referring to the mass recent immigration of hordes of trash from mostly Muslim lands that don't have much (or anything) in common with Britain and it's values. These same cunts you're so eager to defend would most likely love to have you hanging from your nearest lamp post in Golders Green. You fucking idiot.

I'm finding this quite funny Wolfie, this loudmouth cunt has had an opinion on everything... Telling people what and who to vote for and shouting down Farage when Nigel was rightly concerned about the level of immigration. Mouthing off whilst in his multi million pound home, telling the plebs how great immigration is in his high pitched, over the top cockney cunt accent. Whilst I question the 4 year investigation that the Police have seemingly only just got involved in, like you've said, there's no smoke without fire. This story is going only going to get bigger and it won't be too long before Mr Brand is spending some time with his old smack head mates in Jail.

A fair description of your return so far, Harold.

Trailing Labia

Leave it aaaht.

Finnegan, I've got to say it's good to see you back on here. I was hoping for some more of the cockney gangster impersonations... Is that something I can look forward to?