Old Chap Raasclaat

Didn't know you're a smoker Frank, I've recently given up and feel so much better for it, I've given up alcohol as well and I was wondering what you thought about it.

Unfortunately Big Bollock, you're too pissed and unreliable to assist me in killing the virus that is the Harold. You're similar to some pissed idiot wildly swinging, totally missing the target and hitting some poor bystander. You drunken bellend.

What are you on about? Are you pissed, again?

What's the meaning behind this unexpected and unprovoked attack on Raas, Big Bollock? I know I told the Harold to get you but the daft cunt turned on me instead. Shall we kill him?

Harolds doing my head in Eric, he's learnt nothing from his disastrous first stint here... Trying to be clever, picking fights and saying 'fucking' all the time. The stupid, trying too hard fucking cunt. Lol.

Unfortunately money doesn't give you style. I love having a laugh at fat former footballers. https://images.app.goo.gl/qiL7T9rBtb86Za438 The fat cunts showing off his weight loss now though, after having a gastric band. What a pathetic, not in control cunt, can't control what he eats so has to have surgery. I'd be embarrassed if I had to resort to such desperate measures.

Shut up you cunt.

I'm not quite sure what the greasy cunt is on about here, Neil. I'm sure he's used his inherited wealth to help secure some services from many a down and out, hanging around Soho on a Saturday night. Promises of great nights out eating olives, chip sandwiches and holidays to France (in search of @Witheredscrote) as the poor unfortunate is dazzled by the bright city lights. All they have to do in return is slowly strip to his drumming and sing along to 'Walnut head'. What a vile fucking cunt he is eh?

How do you feel about that?

Well, I never knew that, you're not gonna grass me up are ya? Roops will have my guts for garters.

Never liked Russell Brand, irritating, unfunny, shouty wanker and most definitely not a comedian. I disliked the cunt more after he left a voicemail on some slapper he'd fucked Dad's phone, on live radio with Jonathan Ross. Ultra left, I'm rich, but I'm for the people cunt. I hope he has AIDS.

What's a wrongen Fatty? You stupid, fat, no good, wrong'un, fucking cunt.

I've noticed Finnegans absence as well Big Bollock, I can only think he's found some fellow busker bird and is balls deep in her frowsy minge every 5 minutes, making up for lost time. The man openly admitted to not having a girlfriend for years, so you can't blame him. Either that or he's stockpiling arms... the stupid IRA cunt.

Chuckle, chuckle. You're really on top form today Frank, Its much appreciated Frank. Cheered me up no end Frank. The picture of your olives at the Slug and Lettuce was the icing on the cake Frank. Thanks again Frank. Lol.

Didn't go that well then.

Exactly, Zev. How was 'date night' with fishy minge last night?

@Penny Farthing did you know they've taken inspiration from your bikini pictures and spared no expense hauling this tree up from Devon. https://images.app.goo.gl/LGCnRKXpDeUrPZLb9

Obviously, the main attraction will be a wooded area with faggots sneaking about, and a load of Aids infected used condoms lying around for authenticity.

Oh dear. Lol.

Oh what a surprise, you grow some bollocks (lol) now Franks throwing his pathetic jab about. You're more predictable than a Frank Rocky video. Idiot.

Calm down, angry little man. Lol. You wouldn't want anyone thinking I wind you up that easily now would you?

I'll respond when you use a capital R in Raasters. You need to show some respect Frank. Do you understand?

No partner/wife in your life to share the household jobs Big Bollock? It's no wonder no woman sticks around when you tell them you're married to the booze, is it?

Lol, thanks for that Frank. Lol. Anymore hilarious tales from your travels Frank. Lol. Thanks again Frank.

C'mon Zev, cheer up. You sound a bit down this evening... How long have you been together then? Is it love Zev? Are you living together?