Old Chap Raasclaat
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3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:
I've high hopes for you young scamp. Destroy Harold The Stupid for me and you'll be permitted to take a shite in the same gold plated bog that the other massive cunt here do.
Dunno where Harold has gone? He seems to have disappeared. I think @Roadkill and @Ape™️ are filling in for him being the complete bellend of the corner.
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4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
You contradict yourself a few times and your spelling is atrocious, but you haven't created any imaginary friends, bragged about killing your neighbours cat, or invited anyone to your birthday party. The bar was set very low by your predecessor.
It's my phone and my big thumbs. I bet you know all about a big thumb up your...
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6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
You certainly are.
No you are.
What is this the playground. Fuck off and have your dinner.
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Well I have to say it am disappointed with @Mrs Roops I messaged her about the appealing behaviour of @Ape™️ and @Roadkill and she did nothing.
Is it cuz I is Ballack?
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8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
You’re. Lol.
Lame.
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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:
Don't get me wrong Ras-twat, I like you, but this nomination (along with the awful spelling) isn't a patch on the brilliant "Crying Men" one of mine sometime back. I suggest you read it and take some important notes.
I, like most other married men, who would happily stab our wives to death in an instant but that would of course leave us with the fucking kids to look after and all the other pointless shite they have to get involved with. You also seem to overlook that telling the Mrs to get fucked would necessitate most blokes to finding somewhere else to live. For my ongoing life of tranquillity in the countryside, I'm prepared to put up with the stupid cunt. At least in the short term.
Fuck off.
Duly noted Stubby Pecker.
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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Sorry, but I don't do personal requests.
What a day, I had to kick dick Eddie's arse earlier now you two (or one) are trying your desperate best to wind me up. How am I doing in defending myself from the attacks of the insidious?
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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
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This cunt has been ripping off my work for years and made millions. Cunt was living in a sewer before that.
Do you like drawing men's penises?
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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
That is simply not true. Sometimes I draw pictures.
I bet your shit at that as well. Lol.
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7 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Arseholes, bell ends, and a worryingly pessimistic outlook on traditional marriage. You sure @Eddie didn't tweak a nerve with his earlier comments?
Nah Eddie ran off with his tail between his legs after asking me to calm down and not take it too seriously. You however are a proper nuisance who thinks he's winding me up when in fact you are showing everyone you are a one trick pony.
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4 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
That's a bit rich coming from someone who identifies himself as an arsewipe. Piss off and flush yourself..
For someone who identifies as Hammer of cunts you couldn't hammer a crack whores cunt if I paid her. Now fuck off and don't reply to anymore of my posts you soppy cunt.
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5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
You're the type who eats leftover egg salad sandwiches off the floors of service station bathrooms to boost your immune system, aren't you?
Reported for your silly teen antics earlier by the way. What a pair of complete bellends.
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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:
You're the type who eats leftover egg salad sandwiches off the floors of service station bathrooms to boost your immune system, aren't you?
How did you know that? I though I kept that quiet.
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3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Out of likes - although they seem to be more trouble than they're worth at the moment anyway.
I wonder if you ever wash your face nappy? It must be clogged up with all sorts of bacteria from Apes arsehole.
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5 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
Oh dear! Are you confused by science? It's dim, easily led twats like you who will keep this pandemic going for longer than it needs to.
Not confused at all, I would rather let my natural immune system instead of science look after me. You are obviously a militant vaccine supporter and good for you. I however won't be putting anything rushed through in record time into my body thanks. No liability from the pharmaceutical companies either, all for a 'Deadly Virus' that kills 80+ year olds which is older than a lot of people live to anyways. I think you're the easily led one. Run along now sheep baaaah.
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3 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
They all cause the production of antibodies.
Well go and get a shot up your arse then, I'll trust nature and let me body fight it...if I get it. You seem a right boring cunt, no more replies thanks.
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1 minute ago, Roadkill said:
Good. Fuck off then.
Nah I'm staying.
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3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Rattled.
Nah bored.
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2 minutes ago, Ape said:
So cool. What a renegade.
Says the man? Who is so clever he uses another users Avatar to play games. You are obviously in your teens yet are scared if Covid 19. Do you wet the bed regularly?
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3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:
I'm Spartacus
I'm a cunt.
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2 minutes ago, Ape said:
Join us. We fly model helicopters on the weekend and something about baked beans.
You both seem very interesting. However I'm far too busy breaking the lockdown rules like most others are. Have you seen the streets? Lockdown...what lockdown.
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2 minutes ago, Ape said:
I'm not Roadkill. I'm Ape.
Ah very clever you are both temporarily using the same avatar. Incredible.
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Weak cunts.
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Harold you must be so broken and desperate to attack me using words somebody used to rightly criticise you. You are the original generic shot gun poster here and I was hoping you were back in your mental home. You've either escaped or have sucked the guard off so you can use his phone. You bi polar freak of a cunt.