Old Chap Raasclaat

On 07/04/2024 at 19:59, entitled little cunt said:

high heels that looked about a size nine with bulging bunion cushioning sides. She really looked like something that had been left out  in the sun far  too long .I'm all for sassy self belief but this geriatric spice grandmother really thought she was Francois Hardy in her prime .She looked more like Frank Bough in his

@Penny Farthing, are you going to take this? 

22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I love the way Band Aid was promoted as Bob getting all his pop star "mates" to have a sing-a-long for Biafrans.  Fiddler on the Roof. 

Harold, you stupid, demented old cunt. The original Band Aid was recorded at Sarm West Studios, down the road from me near Portobello road. What do think about that?

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Infact I think odd deaths is worth a post all of its own.

Only elc could make his first comment on new topic and inspire himself to write another (shit) great nomination... according to himself. 

Have you got any holidays coming up elc? Are you planning on shutting the fuck up and/or fucking off anytime soon? 

7 minutes ago, Frank said:

I've just ordered myself a few pairs of GATs... a reproduction of the understated trainer (plimsoll) that Adidas produced in the seventies for the German army. Available in several colours with a gum sole.  

Not interested, I'm totally wasted and have better things to do than converse with a green sock wearing idiot, who has a like to post ratio under 50%.

Do you understand?

1 hour ago, Frank said:

In turn I would pick on the Pakistanis.

Join me in picking on@entitled little cunt then, you greasy, faggot cunt.

Cmon lets get him. 

21 minutes ago, Frank said:

He's doing a sterling job with all that shit. For those who don't know him, here's Feargal on TOTP in '85. I was 14 and I wanted to die then. True. 

 

 

Idiot. 

29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

having to get up at 6am to have a shite

I'm now looking for a Girlfriend in the Greatest Britain after becoming a UK citizen, CG. Tell me, are all the women as Ladylike as you?

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

A green party electoral hopeful had part of her finger bitten off by a dog  whilst putting a party  leaflet  through a letter box .It seems the dog is as fucked off with politics and polititions as the rest of the country. Fucking green party cunts .The use fossil fuels  to power economies have raised the living standards of ordinary people to an immeasurably high level compared to past generations. Get it out of the ground and burn it with abandon.

Apart from the dreadful punctuation etc, are you able to provide a link to said Green Party electoral hopeful getting part of her finger bitten off? Or, have you made it up to suit another one of your awful nominations?

You will provide a link or give proper answer, elc. 

33 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I've been lucky in life but unlucky in love .

No shit, elc. Could it be you bored the women (men?) In your life to death with your pound shop Alf Garnet impersonation? 'I'll   tell, you, what. Daphne.theeeres to many darkys in the country.even thoug Im parrt bud bud ding ding, we needs to get the darky out'.

It's no wonder old Daphne fucked off and ended up sucking a black schlong is it? You boring, thick fucking spastic. 

Lol. 

54 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Queen Camilla is  hopefully doing her bit  for trans day .She's got meat and two veg for sure .Those flowery frocks hides  a right old veiny todger of more than  ample girth I bet .

Shut up you cunt.

On 28/03/2024 at 13:28, Frank said:

I'm on the road with Mrs K, heading for Skye.

Lol, lol, lol. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Final warning.

You fucking wanker. 

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Never explain, Little. It shows weakness. For what it's worth, I think you're great. 

Shut up you cunt. 

PS. Did you and the old banger make it to Skye? Lol.

29 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

mental  assylum and not for the faint hearted .

Did you you enjoy your mental assybum sex? You're clearly not faint hearted, elc. Anymore badly written tales we can look forward to?

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I agree with none of that and out of sheer respect for your Germanic work rate and Singapore productivity will not be translating it into a flood of verbal abuse which you undoubtedly deserve you watery eyed sentimental cunt. 

Kill him, Harold. 

We are the only country in the world that has sold off it's water, energy etc etc... There can be no benefit in privatising utilities, profit is there motivation for investing and upkeep and maintenance is way down the list of priorities. I was watching the news the other day and it showed a beautiful river flooded with various sewage and obviously tonnes of shit (@and was the only one swimming in and gulping it up, they had to drag him out). I like a swim in the sea in Devon or Cornwall but I'm not sure anymore, I don't want some floater around me in the sea... I realised a long time ago that the water companies are not allowed to disconnect your water supply (clean water being a necessity or something) so me not being one to be ripped off have never paid a water bill, ever. I usually give some down and out a couple of quid and put their name on it. Lol. 

Wessex water are owned by YTL (Malaysian) and Thames Waters shareholders include Canadian pension fund Omers and China's Sovereign Wealth Fund. 

They can all go fuck themselves. The money is better in my pocket than theirs. I should start a Raas Money Saving Expert YouTube channel. Lol

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

That and the universal truth that he is the queerest cunt in all of Christendom.

Good to see you back, Decs. Franks been making even more of a cunt of himself than usual of late, even turned on his gay pal @Witheredscrote recently and got @Dyslexic cnut coolered. The bandy legged, bald, failed musician faggot cunt needs a hiding. 

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

So Fatboy Kim is angered and repulsed by men of a certain age wearing ridiculous trousers, eh?

Here's hoping that on his next totally above board and legitimate trip to South East Asia that Frank puts North Korea on his itinerary, then.

Do you think Frank wears white jeans/trousers to hide the semen leaking out his maggot as he admires his 'surroundings' in South East Asia? 

51 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Little RIshi , our unassuming incredibly polite prime minister has  obviously seen the writing on the wall and is throwing around the knighthoods to the plethora of dodgy cunts that have kept his limping corrupt and piss useless party in funds .Get it in while you can Rishi .He'll  be ok with his billions whilst those he's rammed up the sphincter finacially aided by the fat cunt governor of the bank of England will never recover.  Soon Stammer will be fucking us over instead with his lions maine deputy spitting vitoriol at anyone who's managed, despite the Tories,  to accumulate any wealth at all.Angie and Stammer will relieve you of the last of the savings.Its needed to fund all the important things that are detrimental to the  white , hard working indigenous population. Obviously Angie  can sell her council house bought on the cheap and not pay CGT on the profit .Shes not done anything wrong apparently .Let's hope not , since when would British  polititions  be  self serving , corrupt,  thieving cunts? .I’d love to know who her accountant is , they'd be very handy .Next year Abbot , Khan and Lammy will be at St Margaret's Bay with bottles of champagne formula 1 style jizzing it over the rapists , terrorists ,  murderers and those carrying disease as they jump off the  inflatables .It's bad now   it's going to get a lot , lot worse .

Yet more doom and gloom from the son of a Pakistani. Stop moaning and put some extra hours in your corner shop, you depressing bud bud ding ding.

On 27/03/2024 at 13:12, ChildeHarold said:

Reported. Acrimony without humour. 

It's Good Friday, Harold. I fried my super fresh fish Jamaican style last night, and will eat it today with bread, onions and scotch bonnet chilli pepper with Jamaican bun for dessert and I was wondering what you thought about it?

PS. If I catch you eating any meat on this Holy day, your fucking dead. 

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Here in Cyprus knives that look fucking dangerous are on sale in gift shops along with knuckle dusters. 

Have you emigrated, CG. You've been gone ages, you've pulled a sicky haven't you? It's no wonder the NHS is fucked. 

You forgot @Mrs Roops is also a Government advisor on the NHS, who reports directly to Sunak. Consider yourself reported. 

43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

He does talks at Lambeth Palace for ladies who "do lunch" and have more fucking time and spare cash than they know what to do with. Cunts. 

Good for him and them. Apart from being a skint, bitter old perverted cunt what's your problem?

28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise.

This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks.

I've looked up dear departed George and I didn't really know who this 'Star' is/was... Seems his talent was being filmed watching TV for Gogglebox and he appeared on 'Celebrity Big Brother' lol. 

I think it's a win win all round, George gets more fame now than he probably ever dreamed of and we're all glad he's dead. 

On a different note but ladder related, one of my favourites sayings.

'Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than half way up one you dont' ©️Raas 1874.

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

A very unfunny fucked up person. 

It's no wonder you didn't get any responses when you wrote this in your personal adverts description. Truthful nonetheless. 

Lol. 

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

He talks

@camberwell gypsy is a woman, Harold. Consider yourself reported. 

Stupid old pervert.