ProfB

One cute arsed cyclist spied ProfB - he crashed his cycle while ogling me & got 4 punctures. I asked will you keep cycling or will you retire? 🤭

The ProfB automobile can often be found motoring around Norfolk, and daily I am confronted with a cyclist’s arse in front of me - always male, never female. This causes me to take my eyes off the road, to checkout what is in lycra. After awhile, I usually decide to overtake, then have a butcher's at their front. For some reason, they always have a crown of broccoli stuffed down their shorts.

Hiya Deco?

My school bus was a single deck, the cool kids sat at the back. Bullies kicked & punched me - I am so done with buses. I next got myself a moped, then a motorbike & I was too kool for skool I am licensed to ride a motorcycle with a pillion - not big Kazza, she's to scared to get on the back anyway, just as well, as i don't have to subtly tell her, my suspension will be bolloxed if she tried to mount my bike. 🚌 Love ProfB XXX

Hi new corner member - Timmy - how are you finding the corner? Spastic cannot drive, they sit on the top deck of buses making noises because they think they are driving it. Love ProfB XXX

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It's a broach I have left, might upload a pic tomorrow, because some forum viewers will be too young to remember. We had a baby sitter from hell when I was 11, she nicked things - from Roy Orbison cassettes to my Gollies... the gods got her back. love ProfB XXX

I don't.

I had 13 golly wog ornaments (they were playing musicals instruments), & seven brooches because I collected the Robersons jam gollies. Then it was stopped as racist. Soo I never got the golly playing golf or the fishing one - but I had the skiing one & the sax one twice. Still got one left. X

Why does Mega Mickles do that tight lipped smile thing?

He might be the next James Bond. Love ProfB 🐣🐣🐣 (🐣 = X - it's easter time in forum land).

Oooh, I love this: Sharif don't like itRockin' the Casbah Love ProfB 🐣🐣🐣

& you should be shipped off to Rwanda, with 2 cheese scones, each side of your scrote, which I will hammer FLAT.

Happy Easter forum chums & viewers 😊 Love ProfB xxx🐣🐣🐣

Morries online says no longer in stock, but if you got one from Morries you will know otherwise.

A sponge roll with ice cream in the centre, that a loving aunty or Grandma would have in her freezer for her grandchildren.

Sorry Eric, I preferred when we were mates. Love ProfB xxx

How was in thrown back?

Showing your true colours Eric (not the pleasant person you once pretended to be), and you lied about the Artic Roll. Only Weary&Disgusted is a decent person, got me into the fab Cage the Elephant.

Liar, liar your bum's on fire.

You & King Billy are being made into wax effigies - I practice witchcraft & black magic, so you are messing with the wrong WOMAN. 'Fancy a punt on the old mule KB? ' HOW DARE YOU? 😡 You & KB are💩 Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. BASTARDS, may you be eaten by maggots.

Hi Billy King, Love ProfB XXX

PS forgot my kisses: 😘 Love ProfB xxx

Sort of, I think you typoed - fumigate, who was it that told me about Mrs Roots farting - that perve one, who was into the cartoon porn thing - he's no longer on the corner I don't think? He send a message saying her farts smell like out of date dog shampoo. Plus 77 pics of his willy, 1 of his parrot Nelson, 3 of his aquarium. Corner should do more checks on members, because he emailed bollox to me 24/7, posted weird stuff on the corner & admin didn't even notice?