ProfB

We are not singing off the same hymn sheet Mrs Roots. Boris had a rant re demented folk ie Chinese I've had a rant about them too - 🦇 pie. Love ProfB XXX

Boris says demented folk AKA Chinese have been grinding Pangolins for herbal remedies (penis enlargement etc, not that he said that as such, but that’s one thing it’s used for.) What’s he going to do about it? John Lewis have suspended their click & click? Barrenwort aka Horny goats weed. Made in China?

'He needs a slap!' Liam Gallagher SLAMS Professor Chris Whitty for his ominous warnings about the COVID-19 crisis... after Chief Medical Officer says 'the worst is yet to come'

Bum stuff?

Is she a forum member? She was sitting on a bench when three cuntstables handcuffed her

Mags Thatcher would NEVER let us all die, Boris needs to pull out all of his stops. He didn't cancel Christmas, now he has covid19 coming out of his ears. Mrs T would turn in her grave. AMEN 🙏 Love ProfB xxx

I had pruritus ani then, now I don't - that's the only difference. Oh & I had a Dyson then - 2 diff things.

1 in 50 has it according to Boris, so I feared a corner member might be poorly.

I sold my Dyson Supersonic hairdryer on eBay to someone called Schofield. It was handy when I had pruritus ani - instead of drying your arse on a rough towel you let the supersonic gently blow dry your bum. I think it’s called a blow job. I no longer have pruritus ani - bathing in epson salts sorted me out. Love ProfB xx

Do any of my Corner chums have covid19? I am wearing my face covering & disposable PVC gloves (40 for £5 - Morries) to be on the safe side? Love ProfB x

With a plastic Spice Rack

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 SPOTTO

His FISH tie is soo cute

They are putting me in tier 4 boxing day. No one is more careful than me.

It's a nick name, a term of endearment - some called him the Big O, whereas you are a big C. 👍

I love Orby.

Due to Tier 3, Eddie's shows scheduled for December have been suspended. Found the above when googling who she is, she's suspended.

The stranded lorry drivers are now knocking back the booze.

🤭 Festive Greetings Weary&Disgusted

🤭 CuntyBigbollox is soo witty - a credit to the corner. Macaroon is saying he is God & UK Christmas lunch is bolloxed - we already stocked up 🐸 face. By the way, I still have those spicy Spanish M&S pills in blankets in my freezer if any corner member is getting desperate? M&S do pigs in blankets flavoured crisps too?

Today is the shortest day of the year, including in care homes. I didn't know Eamonn and Ruth did a morning show, as I don't watch AM TV.

OK 🐀

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