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ProfB

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  1. You & King Billy are being made into wax effigies - I practice witchcraft & black magic, so you are messing with the wrong WOMAN. 'Fancy a punt on the old mule KB? ' HOW DARE YOU? 😡 You & KB are💩 Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. BASTARDS, may you be eaten by maggots.
  2. Hi Billy King, Love ProfB XXX
  3. PS forgot my kisses: 😘 Love ProfB xxx
  4. Sort of, I think you typoed - fumigate, who was it that told me about Mrs Roots farting - that perve one, who was into the cartoon porn thing - he's no longer on the corner I don't think? He send a message saying her farts smell like out of date dog shampoo. Plus 77 pics of his willy, 1 of his parrot Nelson, 3 of his aquarium. Corner should do more checks on members, because he emailed bollox to me 24/7, posted weird stuff on the corner & admin didn't even notice?
  5. He was a DJ Spot & Clunk Click Every Trip (do your seat belt up advert, saving 1000s of lives)- I think he had his own teeth. Love ProfB XXX
  6. You said that to me, you say it to all the girls 😡
  7. NEIL's granddaughter, is getting gender aggro, I am saying - it's everywhere. Genitals says man or woman - men have willies, women have fannies, now I can pretend I have a willy while I do the Argos survey.
  8. Argos asked me in their survey - re my purchase of HP ink if I was: Male, female, identifying as a man, identifying as a woman, gender neutral & god knows what. I nearly texted a pic of my fanny - but instead, I quoted staff member, Fifi - went that extra mile. They said I'd stood a chance of winning £100 in Argos vouchers, so I thought praising Fifi might help - it didn't. She was bloody useless in truth - one front tooth & a arse that big, I didn't know it was humanly possible, & her flopping tits, floated past her knee caps. Will get my ink from Ambo from now on, Argos has got complicated. Love ProfB XXX
  9. ProfB

    Imran Khan

    ProfB has been fretting about his nuclear weapons, because they have enough to blow Putins balls off. My bestie, Big Kazza has met him in real life, she claims he's gorge man meat. We don't have the same taste in men, hence we are besties. Love ProfB XXX
  10. ProfB is one of the disabled members of the Cunts corner - I have impaired hearing. Sick of mumbling cunts. Spiders are my new besties: Spiders use their webs as giant HEARING AIDS to amplify audio vibrations through their legs, study finds: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10700015/Spiders-use-webs-giant-hearing-aids-amplify-audio-vibrations-legs.html Keeping corner viewers up to speed with the world at large. Love ProfB xxx🧏🏻‍♀️ 🕷(cute pal).
  11. Full time nasty person - boo. Big Kazza told you to piss off & she called you a knob end - so you take it out on ProfB because you daren't tell Kazza- as she will hack you cock off & clip you real the ear for being an embarrassment to the male population. Goat head 🤢
  12. Well, my bestie Big Kazza has now met DAVE (42) - he is a sanitation engineer (bin man), I've seen his selfie, he has massive eye brows & a willy brow.
  13. "What about unibrow?" I heard you prefer real ducks, so I was being polite, not childish or artistic.
  14. My bestie, big Kazza plucks her brows, she's so 1970s- she looks a lot like Agnetha from Abba, but a little plumper. Big Kazza's brows are pencil thin - she tells me guys like her thin brows & she's had 17 blokes this year, so I believe her. Big Bill has been given the elbow, but she had a toyboy before him - BLADE - what a bloody daft name, he was 21, & she's 44 on Sunday. She had a sugar Daddy once, I've seen the photos - Norman his name was/is, he is now 81, so she has a varied taste. Her childhood crush was John Craven.
  15. Cheeky cow, ignoring my post, go drown yourself & stick your plastic duck up your arse.
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