scotty

I was pacing up and down when the midwife finally came out of the delivery room. "Good and bad news," she smiled. "The bad news is, he's ginger. The good news is he's dead."

Isn't that the plot of Watership Down?

Scrotes, are you familiar with a condition called Peyronie's?

The Ritchie cunt just popped into my mind HC, no idea what prompted it.

I am wounded. 😢

Aka Sid Vicious, a talentless prat who achieved notoriety purely through his acquaintanceship with one J. Lydon Esq. A personality vacuum with all the interest value of a slug, and a similar allocation of wit. He possessed male genitalia, an overdeveloped ego, and the ability to endlessly string together multiple sentences devoid of humour, intellect or intelligence. On the plus side, he's dead. Long may he remain that way.

Good point. Probably not 😄😄

Don't make it worse by assuming that anyone else gives a fuck.

As I recall it, he bored them into submission. It was painful to watch, and he routinely got told by the referee to speed it up. He could easily spend five minutes evaluating the most basic shot with the most obvious approach, before playing the only shot available to him. He was terrible.

Griffiths and Thorburn certainly qualify, but you've missed the joker in the pack. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "Steady" Eddie Charlton. Fucking hell, an hour of watching him play was like having your wisdom teeth slowly extracted without anaesthetic .

You know you're in trouble when she says "it's fish pie tonight."

All Aboard the HPV, scrotes? 🚄

Here's the bride..... https://youtu.be/eKO8eNwqa-M

Along with"Frank died" and "Pen doesn't post much these days."

That "nun" turned out to be a bloke in drag. 😖 Otherwise I'd have gotten away with it.

Frank is dead?? And there was me, all these years sceptical about the existence of God. 👍👍

That's below the fucking belt, Billy. 😡😡

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63458435 So, they film an actual prison officer and an actual prison inmate in an actual prison. And because the officer is white and the prisoner black, it's banned as racism. It clearly isn't relevant that the three percent of black citizens supply about ten percent of the prison population, not to mention a huge proportion of the knife crime. Nope, unless the advert is skewed to show white people as the undesirable ne'er-do-wells and blacks as the fount of purity and decency, the advert must be racist. I've fucking had it with UK media and politicos. Fuck the lot of them, I hope Leroy stabs their wives and rapes their daughters when he gets out early on parole for good behaviour. Cunts. 😡😡

Sound advice.

Duly noted. However, RK does make a valid point.

Would you care to comment on this bit of his remark, given that admin did so in his "useless cunts" tirade and referred directly to the volume and piss poor quality of Pen's output?

Out shopping with the wife, we passed a group of teenage girls in miniskirts. "Phwoar!!" I chuckled. "I bet you wish you still had legs like those, eh?" She didn't reply, but I could tell she was upset. I heard her sniffling as I wheeled her up the ramp into Debenhams.

Certainly, officer. I'm fully entitled to park in that disabled bay, the permit's in the post. 😇 No, I'm not.

Oh dear. That's the first of Pen's spoutings that I've seen today, but s/he certainly seems to have gone off half-cocked.

In the usual scheme of things I'd take you to task about your attitude towards Spotter, who's a very decent cove imho. However, I've got to say that much as I like him he's dead wrong today.