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The beeb seem to give preference to lezzers nowadays spatchcock. Toksvig, Balding, Perkins, Giedroych, and the barrel scraping monstrosity that is susan fucking calman.

I'm betting that baldy is rueing his luck after seeing his new sister in law at his own wedding. He could of had that instead.

Got to say alfie, that's my favourite floyd album by a country mile. And I approve of your new avatar.

Not a bad idea, luke. I'm rather well fixed myself financially, perhaps we richer denizens of the corner could meet up for a high class dinner somewhere appropriate? I'm well known at my local club, Wetherspoons. Don't bother to bring any cash, I can usually outsprint the staff when the bill arrives.

Don't waste valuable time on her dapps. It really isn't worth the effort.

I'll see your "...so..." and raise you a "...can I get.... " dapps.

Very true, baws. What I found most distasteful was his liaison with Janet. Apparently her mother disapproved of the relationship, but her father seemingly engineered dickies access to his own daughter! Still, that's Thanet for you.

I heard that he had a love affair with Nina, but wasn't terribly romantic about it.

Always keep a tippex bottle by your computer, luke. It makes the perfect excuse to your mrs if she walks in unexpectedly and asks "whats that white stuff?"

Look at these three monumental bellends. Apparently they are something to do with a dating site, and promoted it on dragons den, (which is why I wouldn't have heard of them,) but for fucksake; just look at the cunts and marvel at how they have lasted the week without being beaten into a bloody pulp.

As much as it seems like Groundhog Day on here most days anyway with some of the utter shit people keep reiterating, there does seem to be an abundance of repeat posts of late, especially by the usual fuckwit suspects. Is this something the admins can sort out or is there a nationwide sale on special brew, which is just happening to coincide with the sudden onset of double post dementia on here?

While I see your point punkers, it may have escaped your notice that somebody is bombing the fuck out of Syria at the moment. Can't quite recall who that would be.

He's definitely two octaves short of a piano.

.....would that be the one he got all lathered up about when she came back to the office and told him she'd just been for a shit? He seemed to have taken that piece of information as a compliment and a come-on at the same time. Fuck knows what his flirting technique is.

...and how are his numerous girlfriends? Managing to keep them all happy, I trust? With scruffs unlimited wealth that shouldn't be too difficult.

Any more details on this, charlie? I'm intrigued.

Oh, you cunt scrotes. You lucky, lucky bastard. Stripped naked and bathed by diana dors, you can't buy those sorts of memories.

Back in the day, I'd have absolutely wrecked her. And don't get me started on diana dors.

I've seen the diet mancunians live on, bill. Trust me, it won't just be methane holes in mankys kecks.

Stop it, I'm getting excited.

....pedant alert.....pedant alert....baws to the main board....cunt on aisle three....

I just bought tickets for Dr feelgood as a Christmas present for my sister, gypps. Together with eddie and the hotrods, double bill.

Point of order your honour, I don't believe Ronco ever produced a rechargeable hand held blender. I await the inevitable rebuff with pictures from bawsy.

"you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot, happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last." Sheer poetry. She should never have got on that jetski.

You fucking cunt, I just spat out a bit of beer.