scotty

Spouse activity? What's that?

Respect to you there wc. I had to stop drinking special brew decades ago, it finally got too vicious for me.

I was thinking more about this little snippet, dingers. Good work on the new avatar btw, I keep meaning to get one of those costumes and visit the local care home. "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life."

.....life....... don't talk to me about life.....

You've said it yourself alfie, if he's found guilty I'll pitch in at him with the best of them. Up til then he's not fair game imho, especially as it's ongoing and I'm sure most of the jury will be regulars on here.

Wizz, you disgust me. To even suggest they might still be alive when I shag them....

You know this how, bill?

This to me is the exact point of the corner, a place to release the bile which everyday life hurls at us and get it off our chests. Fair play, deccs.

*signs in to ebay*

I hate to break it to you gobbler, but there are no seats in the back of my van. It's just blankets and then brace yourself.

You heard wrong, alfie. Eubanks favourite ditty is thex and drugth and wock and woll.

Come off it mate, just look at the way she's gazing towards the camera and pursing her lips like she's about to dish out a blowjob. Plus the phallic symbol of a microphone alongside it. I bet if you put a bit of effort in you could summon up a few swimmers. And these religious tarts are always proper filthy, she'd be a right groaner.

Ever the romantic me, gypps. I always insist on taking a can of febreze round the back of the skip during my sexual interludes.

I'd fuck vanessa feltz. And if scrotes really insisted on it, I'd happily supply naga with a gobful of baby gravy. Not quite sure how to word the application though, does it have to be formal?

I reckon even neil would struggle to crack one out to that.

Christ all fucking mighty.

I'm stealing that. Alfie, my son, repent before it's too late. Or great shall be his wrath and mighty his vengeance, and you will be cast unto the fiery pits of hell. Or Bradford.

I agree. Down with this sort of thing. And in that spirit, I have amended admins glaring spelling error.

I'd fuck the redheaded tart ragged, but I'd be too scared of the obligatory black eye afterwards. If she can knock ross kemp into the ground I doubt I'd stand much of a chance.

To be fair dapps, he might as well get used to it straight off the bat. Deccs has done him a favour really.

I would guess it was due to manky being unfamiliar with the utterly abysmal autocorrect system on here.

Good lad. Oldham are ok in my book.

Before I offer you a completely unreserved welcome to the corner manky, I would just like to check on which manc football club you support, if any.

That's odd. At my nearest Lidl, you only need to speak Polish.

Fair comment manky, but not one I'd necessarily agree with. I do most of my shopping at Lidl or Aldi, and regularly assault women in their car parks. But on the odd occasion I shop at Waitrose I'm too stunned by the checkout bill to summon up even a semi-on.