scotty

Its already happening mate. Neil Nunes. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8304155/Who-has-the-most-irritating-radio-voice.html If you haven't heard him, do a quick youtube. He's absolutely terrible, even worse than Robert Peston.

I did some work for kriss akabussi once, he lives in warsash. He is the tightest bastard you'll ever meet, he makes my mate Hymie seem generous (and that's saying something.)

In these times of austerity we should be looking to turn a profit, db. Put them in Bedlam and charge visitors to watch them. The popcorn concession would do well, and maybe an interactive photo opportunity booth? Ten quid for a photoshopped one with an inmate, twenty for the real thing and security nearby, and an extra fiver if you want him foaming at the mouth.

I rarely watch the news on telly, but I'm guessing from bbc radio that you mean robert peston. He is painful to listen to, why any broadcaster would employ him is beyond me.

There goes neils hair trigger. (says scotty, reaching for the kleenex)

I'll need a fucking chauffeur after my next holiday, bawsy

Sure the dogs owner isn't a closet bnp, gobbler? Dogs pick up on these things, he probably senses that his owner is uncomfortable around these coloured chappies, and naturally attacks them.

I agree with your general sentiments neil, but tbh its not a bad system as long as the fuckers actually do credit what you take it back with. The old way where they gave you a motor with just enough juice in it to limp 500 yards to a filling station was a pain in the fucking arse. That's the last thing you need fresh off a flight full of cunts.

I could pop round?

Spot on there, baws. These landlords should keep their eye on the fucking ball, the drinkers should take priority. And on a side note, any cunt behind any bar that calls himself a "barista" ought to be summarily executed.

POIDH

It's not that difficult, baws. The remote is the one that isn't stuck up your arse.

Stop it dingers. I'm now picturing gypps in high heeled sandals and a leather miniskirt, this doesn't bode well for the bed linen.

Thats what ian huntley said.

Welease Wodewick!!!

...and to think you dug me out the other day for nicking a gag! Shameless.

Obviously, because I wouldn't be able to take a rational viewpoint. Do you happen to remember the incident which triggered the abolition of capital punishment in this country? This particular cunt needs locking up without parole, and the chances are he'd do a shipman or west. But I agree with stickers sentiments; our society should not degrade itself by stooping to the same depths as these vermin.

Out of likes bill, put one on my tab.

No idea, dingers. I just meant that I wouldn't want some poor cunts suicide on the collective conscience of the corner, after frank told him to kill himself.

It's posts like this which make me grateful that frank has fucked off.

In an unannounced visit in October last year, inspectors found that too many prisoners were locked up in the day with little activity available, and that “more women than usual said they felt victimised by both staff and other prisoners” Good. I hope the vicious bitch is suffering in hell.

They kept a black guy out just because he was wearing a floral shirt?? Yeah, right.

I'll see you at the booty then. I'm always there first thing, before plod arrives with his list of nicked satnavs and car stereos.

Sneak a few pairs out gypps, they fetch a fortune down the boot sale.

I feel your pain. My ambulatory woes usually result more from alcohol than decrepitude though, tbh.