scotty
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Somebody purporting to follow Catholicism questioning the ethics, morals, beliefs, interests and rituals of another organisation. A master troll at work. Punkape, I salute you.
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My neighbour yelled over the fence, "put that fucking bonfire out, I've got my washing on the line!" "Keep it down will you," I replied. "We're choosing a new pope here."
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I hate that cunt, but not as much as I hate his fucking daughter. Whenever I hear one of her fucking mockney "songs" I want to skewer my fucking eardrums.
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The left footers certainly preach a good game, but we are judged by our actions and not our demeanour. In that spirit, I have corrected your misspelling of 'Rosicrucians'. No need to thank me.
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I doubt that punkers is even aware of the weapons-grade level of irony encased in those two statements.
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Five quid on punkape posting on here before nightfall with a reference to his masonic lodge....
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How do you know? Gyppo might spend half her life in poundstretchers buying Tena Ladies.
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The college I trained at also had a horse management course, around 200 young ladies from rich families learning the racing and stabling trade. Plenty of them claimed that there are other, ahem, fringe benefits to spending time in the saddle. And not financial ones. Filthy bitches.
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Can't say I'd noticed any similarity, other than them both looking like smug, fat, ugly cunts and having the charisma of a rancid haddock.
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Miliband was a huge mistake for labour. Not because he was completely unelectable, (it's ridiculous to believe the party hierarchy weren't aware of that,) but because they misjudged the political outlook so entirely. He was obviously supposed to catch the bullets during a campaign they clearly didn't want to win, before handing over to somebody credible so the party could cash in on the economic upturn next time round. Trouble was, the upturn came far quicker than they'd expected.
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Harriet Harman should have fucked right off years ago, and she can fuck right off now. She'd have got absolutely nowhere in the first place if she hadn't been married to that other fucking cunt Jack Dromey.
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You're probably right, dappers. When he does, be a good lad and check his spelling, grammar and syntax. I'm off to bed, and I'd hate to think of Walter getting away with any errors in my absence.
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Christ, how fast were you cycling??
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Count yourself lucky, dapps. I live in a crescent with a single exit road, and opposite me resides a farrier. Its a fucking daily procession of horses round here, you can spend half a fucking hour getting the 200 yards to the main road. I complained to the council about it, but the woman got out the file of complaints about me. Bastards, bastards, they're all bastards.
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Cunts that have a piss and then walk out without washing their hands!
scotty replied to Neil's topic in The Corner
Those dyson airblades nearly take your fucking hands off. I had a nightmare once where I used one and staggered out of the bogs with my arms severed at the wrists. The dyson cunt should stick to what he knows, selling hideously noisy hoovers that don't work. -
Cunts that have a piss and then walk out without washing their hands!
scotty replied to Neil's topic in The Corner
I do a fair bit of work on the cruise liners, and always take great care to wash my hands before boarding any vessel. In MRSA, usually, if I can't get hold of any norovirus. Incidentally, a word of warning to those embarking on their "cruise of a lifetime..." don't complain about any delays in boarding times. If they keep you waiting for more than two hours, make your excuses and fuck off home. They're taking the bodies off. -
I rolled off the wife. "For fuck sake, it's like shagging a blow up doll," I huffed. She just stared at me speechless, wide eyed and open mouthed. "You're not helping yourself here" I added.
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That Rosa Parkes incident got well overblown, baws. I only wanted a better look at her legs, but they had to play the fucking racist card.
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Careful now, chaps...
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Were those two events in any way connected, pen?
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Fucksake jizzer, you're right... those darts crowds do my fucking head in. Its bad enough with the banners, but when the cunts start singing that awful shite whenever someone scores 180 I just want to fucking kill somebody.
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I havent visited a golf club since they started letting women into the clubhouse. Ruined it, they have. Back on topic, the judge is correct about this twattish yelling. Just as bad are the cunts watching snooker who've suddenly started holding up signs saying "ton up" and "great shot."
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I'd forgotten him, jiggers! Mark Oaten was about to shit himself, then decided to farm the job out. His wife stood by him but made sure she was upwind...
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Well said, crapper. These cunts are far too euro-friendly for my liking. Worth remembering though, given your justifiable sentiments on the horny-handed sons of toil, that blair would have crowbarred us into the euro just so he could suck cock in brussels in much the same way he actually did crowbar us into an illegal war to suck cock in washington.
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....which is what the rest of us are trying to do.
