scotty

You heartless cunt. What would happen to those poor dinosaurs?

I keep telling people, but its a new moon on tuesday. Frank always goes a bit weird around then, typical psycho.

I notice that in all those five sorry years you haven't seen fit to try out a therapeutic shag with a fellow cuntster like myself. I've got no sympathy at all, it would only have taken a minute or two. And you probably wouldn't have even felt it.

Who can tell on here, gobbler. Whoever was turning out the stuff was at least as amusing as anyone else here, that's for sure.

I thought you were ditching the frank username. If its going to make you any funnier then get on with it, if not, hurry up and kill yourself.

You sure about that? If so, how?

She reminds me of someone, CB. Some photo I once saw, another chubster....... can't quite put my finger on it.

Anybody heard from Grumps? I haven't seen him on here for ages, emailed him yesterday to ask whether he's still breathing but still not a word. It's the height of irresponsibility imho, to fuck off without a word to anyone. Very poor form.

True story; admin came close to banning me and peanut for being one and the same. I can only assume he and I both log in via the cloud in wetherspoons, so he can't be all bad.

It's always worth a quick look at the moon phase when frank gets arsey with his posts. He's definitely got a mental problem, no doubt about it.

There is very little the judge seems to approve of baws, outside of the sex pistols, charlton athletic, takeaway food, and harley davidsons.

No. If you're up north, you go through stoke on your way back to civilisation.

And you think europe would stand still for that? Or russia? No chance.

Like fuck it does. The yanks would have to wipe out practically the entire population of the planet, while somehow keeping their own intact to do that. That would leave them fucked for all the commodities the gluttonous cunts consume, they wouldn't last 5 minutes.

He's supposed to have fucked off by now dapps. No idea why he's still using the greek cunt bullshit, he could do with freshening up a bit. Used to be funny, now he's just stale. Take your own advice frank, and kill yourself.

I was expecting more of a show than this. Come on lads, up your game.

*sits back, puts feet up, and opens bag of popcorn*

I trust you noticed yesterdays hotd;)

Philosophical question of the day baws, if belgium disappeared, would anyone else notice?

I loved her voice. She was also pitch-perfect, unlike these fucking x factor wannabes who can't hit a note without an autotuner.

She sounded drugged up and fucked up once she became drugged up and fucked up. Until then, she had an amazing voice. Her early stuff was terrific, and I'm not somebody who usually cares much either way about vocals.

I agree with your sentiments, but what a waste of a wonderful voice. And a cracking pair of tits.

You deserved that kick in the bollocks. Nobody talks to me like that, and you might at least have bought me a drink first.

Schteve McLaren... fluent in dutch. :D

This might as well be written in chinese. I really can't be arsed to start googling, so can someone explain to me what in the fuck Warren is blethering about?