Cuntybaws

I suspect you overestimate his neural capacity.

That's pretty much the plot of "Avatar".

The free will to choose to be gay? And then to subject them to an eternity of torment? Torture even? What a cunt.

And is there honey still for tea?

I wonder if that makes me immortal?

Why, oh fucking why, did they take little Keith instead of you, or Ding? You must be really fucking ugly!

Don't speak with your mouth full.

Strawberry Gashes.

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, Don't worry, I'll be back to e e cummings and vulgar haiku before you know it.

You've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Punk?

The good news is that Time Lords regenerate. The bad news is that I'm now a black lesbian. The best news is I've got a great pair of tits.

The Internet has ruined me.

No, it is not LL Cool J.

I've just watched "Independence Day - Resurgence" and, quite frankly, any civilization capable of producing such abject bilge deserves to be annihilated.

That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again.

Two posts, two minutes. That's my annual Sun allowance AND my annual potato allowance gone in one fell swoop. As for porn, I fear I'm even bored with the seriously weird stuff now, let alone your bog standard lesbians and donkey/dwarf combos. I yearn for the simple wonder of finding a crumpled page from Mayfair under a hedge. Blue remembered hills...

Captain America got lucky then.

Fish fingers. Kanye West is a cunt.

Police chief ‘120 per cent convinced’ Edward Heath was a paedophile I'm not sure I trust his maths, though.

I've been known to resort to hand signals after a few Tyskies too, as I'm sure you can imagine.

RE and PE teachers seem to be particularly susceptible to this little foible. Not too many of them are landed gentry.

If you think that was bad, meet quite literally the stupidest cunt on Planet Earth. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2338261/mums-fury-at-1-bag-of-tesco-alphabet-potato-shapes-lacking-enough-letters-to-spell-her-sons-name/