Cuntybaws

This argument obviously doesn't apply to the highly intellectual FlidSpack game, which is so far beyond post-ironic that it's almost not just a childish piece of shit.

Pinko.

My grandfather used to say, "I didn't come up the Clyde in a banana boat", but I'm not so sure about that. Why bring it up otherwise? Strange fruit.

Sound the Decimus Memorial Klaxon.

Fuck me, let's hope the McCanns and their chums in the Vatican don't chance upon us then. Or some fat cunt who just happens to be a lawyer.

Anyone want to bet this thread will be gone by mid-afternoon?

Yes, obviously not. It had a little red coat on too, for that "seeing double" experience.

I posted a clapping monkey picture on an Oscar Pistorius thread once to illustrate my dim view of the South African legal system. It didn't last long.

Golly!

And the prosecution rests.

I suspect that Henry was more his type.

Superglue their fucking cakeholes shut - and their nostrils. Fat fucking cunts, I hate them with every fibre of my being.

Good old Urban Dictionary...

I would have cured Plain Jane Super Brain’s acne problem with repeated facial applications of my man-paste.

Telex, my arse, this was old-school phreaking on a mimeograph.

Let's assume for one moment that this table is a crowded shopping street on a Saturday afternoon. And this meringue, filled with whipped cream, is a young mother weighed down with groceries. And this juicy, over-ripe tomato is a tiny little girl, who doesn't know what a dangerous place her exciting new world is. And let's assume that this cling-film parcel, of mashed banana and jam is a deaf senior citizen, who is in a wheelchair, and is blind. And this cricket bat, with a breeze-block nailed to it, is your car. Now what happens when your car mounts the pavement? Think once. Think twice. Think DON'T DRIVE YOUR CAR ON THE PAVEMENT.

Fucking hell, I've just spunked all my "likes" on this one thread in a matter of seconds. I think the "full" part implies that it lasts more than a few seconds, and also presumably that it happens more than once a year. If it's used by the Daily Mail, "satisfying" means blow jobs and nothing gay.

Fuck's sake, you computer illiterate cunt, do you think I have nothing better to do? I'll give you this little taster, but the rest are just too nauseating to contemplate.

Your wish is my command, you fucking cunt.

Caution - congealed entrance.

Don't talk back.

As an aficionado of association football, you will doubtless be aware that the mighty Ched has just been re-signed by Sheffield United. Whiny, petulant, "I won some medals you know" rant in 5...4...3...