Cuntybaws

Touché, motherfucker.

Have a little faith, baby! Have a little faith. On the subject of faith, Mormons apparently don't know how dyke magnets work.

Neil's wank sock has more artistic value than the combined works of Hirst and Emin. Gilbert & George are cunts.

No, RK, I'm not having this abject self-deprecation at all. I'm sure you're at least 5' 3".

PK is far from the only offender.

Did you ever read "The Granton Star Cause"?

That nice Mr Cohen up the road worked at the bank, and he wouldn't give you the skin off his rice pudding let alone the steam off his piss.

You sick fuck. How is being taken back to Africa to die young of famine, or some terrible hemorrhagic fever, or an attack by a fearsome apex predator a "happy ending"? Oh, wait, I get it, it's a happy ending for you.

Oh Ratty, why does the lowest common denominator have to be quite so low?

God hates fags.

You absolute fucking cunt MC, I just inhaled an entire rum punch that my liver could have put to better use than my fucking lungs. On a farmyard-related note, did you ever see the video where Sasha Gray played a naughty little lamb who couldn't control her bowels and had to be punished by the shepherdess? Top fucking banana!

No-one ever wants to smash Nicola's back door in, I wonder why that is? Oh yes, it's because she's a rat-faced ginger twat.

Yes, Drew's one of the few cunts I genuinely miss.

Older members will recall the time the original Drew Peacock took exception to a post because he himself had lost a child. I wouldn't have called it a feeding frenzy exactly, but Eric actually got off relatively lightly. As I never tire of pointing out, there are some REAL cunts on here.

There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.

A noble sentiment, but I'm pretty sure that PK is anaerobic.

Would you like a chicken supper, Bobby Sands?

Good old Jazz, flakier than Mumm-Ra's cock after an orgy in a leper colony.

That's a shame because it was Glasgow Rangers' only chance of getting to Europe this season. Lincoln Red Imps 1-0 Celtic.

You've grown on me a lot since those days Eric and you'd be well within your rights to separate his spindly limbs from his emaciated body - but I have to say, I laughed my fucking arse off at the time. Does that make me a bad person?

I suspect Gary can only dream of being a fuckwit. Perhaps after another few times around the karmic wheel, from plankton to pubic louse, then American, then fuckwit.

Rene Descartes.

Based on the scant evidence to date, it's more likely to be Gary fucking Glitter. Whoever it is, their aptitude for cunting could be improved by bungee jumping from the Severn Bridge, using cheese wire instead of bungee, and tying it around their neck rather than their ankle.

I yam what I yam.

The UK will end up with no points at Eurovision again anyway no matter what they do. Johnny European brought this on himself.