Cuntybaws

A word of advice - make sure you get registered on the electoral roll as soon after you move as possible. Failure to do so can have a negative effect on your credit rating; and it took me nearly 10 minutes to track down your last address without it.

You just have to shoehorn in these constant Jewish references, Ratty, Anne Frankly I’m sick of it.

#OscarsSoShite

Not at all. It actually started out as a one-off joke but I must have posted about eighteen thousand before I realised, you know, what I was doing ..... 00:33 ETA: I'd post this in the Bugs forum but ironically I currently can't. Just for future reference, you can still edit old posts when banned. See you all on Tuesday when I get back from Iceland after a spot of near-zero degree diving. Punkape, prepare your anus...

As we would often jocularly observe, "If yer maw had baws she'd be yer paw".

That explains everything!

Dobbies makes Ikea look like fucking Disneyland. It reminds me of the mall scene from Dawn Of The Dead, only the average age of the zombies is 103.

Laffin' Panzerknacker (Piss awful no-mark zoophile earwig runt, something, something, something, can't be fucking arsed.)

Doesn't a year just fly by?

Yes, it's "shim", you phallocratic bully. Xe's a cunt.

This is just the plot of Papillon, you fucking cretin.

"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls". This was my first ever Muslim thread...

By unhappy coincidence, the world's first transgender doll has just been launched - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39030215 Would you believe it's styled after Jazz, and it's got no cock or balls?

Arkham Asylum has a lot to answer for. When will the pinkos realise that rehabilitation doesn't work.

Set faces to stunned!

The real tragedy is that it wasn't Lenny Henry.

We've had the montage phase, and the Jib Jab phase, and now it appears we're well into the total dribbling spastic phase. Oh well, at least he doesn't multi-quote.

I say, Punkers, who's that dreadful oik trying to get into our golf club?

Well of course he's a fucking goalie, that's the position allocated to fat kids from time immemorial. You wouldn't want the corpulent cunts on the wing, now would you?

These days it's more likely to be pollacks.

All it takes is one radioactive mongoloid spider. I saw a documentary about it once. (There was a green goblin in it too, as I recall. Fucking mushrooms.)

This cunt's a fucking freak. Crucify the weirdo.