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Cuntybaws

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  1. You think they're wearing suits, but that's their actual skin. That's their actual fucking skin!
  2. Quite right too, we don't want these poor cunts being reminded in any way of the hell they left behind. Probably best they don't let any teachers anywhere near their girls either,
  3. Once again Punkape has his finger right up the zeitgeist's arse with this keenly observed nomination. Here is pictorial evidence of the sort of retarded fucking cunts who go about wearing hats indoors.
  4. Quincy is the Maggie Philbin of the Corner. Next week: Magnets - what the fuck is up with those cunts?
  5. He's intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.
  6. About 20,000 leagues ought to do it.
  7. Gus Grissom is a spunk trumpet.
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    Beat boxers

    I saw the title of this nomination and assumed it must be something to do with masturbation. I see that I was correct. The youth of today are cunts!
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    Christmas TV

    Well, you're obviously compensating for something...
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    Christmas TV

    Do you have a Tiny Clanger?
  11. There appears to be a gap in the market for a nice fizzy bleach.
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    Christmas.

    Technically it was a powerboat. Strictly speaking, it was a propeller. http://www.propellersafety.com/4369/propeller-accident-report/kirsty-maccoll-boat-propeller-killed/
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    Rumor Wilson

    That's because her name is fucking "Rebel", not fucking "Rumor", regardless of Mike's futile protestations to the contrary. PS I've just changed my mind, Proper, Catchphrases are cunts.
  14. Don't knock the "Fast Show" catchphrase element. Where would we be without the old traditions like "Anyone who has earned £20 million", "Never heard of her", "Bastards, bastards, you're all bastards", or even "No apologies"? Much as it pains me to say it, the current crop of cunts are actually quite entertaining. Whether they're old cunts or new cunts is largely academic.
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    Rumor Wilson

    It's Rebel Wilson, you soft cunt. Although, in fairness, Rumer Willis is a cunt too. http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/54263-rumer-willis/#comment-44966
  16. Are you sure you're not Charlie Chalk? You can tell us - what happens in the ball-pit stays in the ball-pit.
  17. Do anything you wanna do. Now, how eclectic is that?
  18. Even with a bullet through the brain Malala makes more sense than Quincy. Whether she can make a sammitch is a different question altogether.
  19. I blacked up for Kwanzaa once. The magistrate told me I'd misunderstood the essence of multiculturalism in the UK.
  20. I fear you've misunderstood the essence of multiculturalism in the UK. Ramadan's fine - and Diwali, and Hanukkah - but anything YOU like is fucked, sorry.
  21. As the proud possessor of that entire al fresco photo shoot (laminated for hygiene purposes) I can assure you that Mrs Roops is all woman!
  22. Any rational society would either kill me or give me my books.
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