Cuntybaws

Child prodigies? What could possibly go wrong? If he'd only died as nature intended by a dried-up flyblown waterhole at the age of two, the world would been spared the indignity of "Earth Song".

And here's another from the same film. Get your lips around Morricone's cock for "Death of a Soldier", the perfect counterpoint to Leone's minimalist direction.

Arch Stanton was a cunt.

Jean-Paul Sartre was a cunt.

I dived on to a grenade once to save my platoon and now I'm a ghost.

Bonus points awarded!

Mr Yunioshi is actually Japanese, so it's racist on several different levels simultaneously.

Unproven? I suppose you think they just made up "Planet Of The Apes"? And why do you reckon Hugh Hefner insisted that none of his Playboy Twins ever applied for astronaut training? Nobody wants to fuck the old twin!

N'uh uh. Ever hear of relativity?

If only. Truth is we had to pay them to take it.

A fine geographical distinction, but one which at least explains your limited choice of garden furniture. If I was from Blantyre, given the choice of claiming I was from Hamilton, Motherwell, East Kilbride or Cambuslang, I'd go with Cambuslang too. It even has a Wetherspoons now, so no need to leave home ever again.

Nothing confuses a Geordie quite like having to order a Filet-O-Fish.

Holocaust? What Holocaust?

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The man who spews truth from every orifice.

Fucking ham shanks!

"Last month my company both invented and cured restless eye syndrome. Ka-ching, ya blinky chumps!"

I'm not sure I'd last 2 minutes, I'm on a hair-trigger already!

Just wait until she self-diagnoses with nymphomania and then fill yer boots!

Zammo was a cunt. His date of death is given as "circa" 22nd May 2015. It's reckoned he lay undiscovered in his flat for up to a month. I hope he didn't have cats.

Fucking hell. Give it another 8 weeks or so and a mosquito landing on your duvet should be enough to trigger orgasm.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Sloppy seconds.

KID gloves? You fucking maniac! Just wait until Tom Watson hears about this.

I'd fuck them! Probably...