Jesus fuck, where did she get her haircut – the 1930's? Even her boss seems to think she's a tit, and you have to take the opinion of a man in a pink hat very seriously indeed.
Wilcox is a no-trick pony who has somehow eked out a 40-year career based on the criminally low standards of Radio 1's playlist in the 70's and an industrial hair dye accident. On which note, Hazel O'Connor is a cunt.
Dirty little cock-smoking, fudge-packing, squeaky-voiced abomination. I'd ram a rabid ferret up his arse and an ebola-ridden weasel down his throat, and let them fight it out to the death somewhere around his kidneys.