THIS!! This....this (paradoxically) sanitised pile of shit. It's always presented as a rural idyll, to ensure the townies still believe the village clocks perpetually stuck at ten to three and there'll always be an England, before going back to their Tiny Tempah downloads. No mention of the high suicide rates. No mention of the increasingly widespread drugs problem among rural kids (reference glue especially). No mention of closing of facilities due to the increasing rural depopulation thanks to second (third and fourth) home ownership by city dwellers. And certainly no mention of the Countryside Alliance - can't afford to upset the right on urban middle classes and their romanticised views of the ickul foxies. As long as that Grinning Ninny Adam Henson wofts some of his pillock charm over everything, Ellie gives great eye candy for the Sunday evening masturbators and John Craven keeps it real for the Sanatogen brigade, we'll get another series commissioned, sweet as the honey that's always going to be for tea.