Roadkill

I'd have gone for "fury drool, foaming from between your clenched, nicotine stained stubs". Put a spin on the description and add an insult for good measure.

Are you cunts AI algorithms, designed to post the most mundane fucking waffling shite? You have to tell me if you are, or it's rape.

"Froth frothing"?

Listen, Harold, I'm usually more than happy to talk with punters regarding the inevitable nuclear apocalypse, especially the effects of radioactive contamination on the human body as a result of fallout and all the fascinating and whimsical things such as flash burns and pressure waves. I love that shit and I'd die with a smile if I ever got to see one of the big fuckers go off, preferably at the very end of my own natural lifespan, of course. I'm a morbidly curious fellow and such things interest me to no end - however, you're just incredibly, insufferably dull to interact with in any way. You've just made me - fucking ME! - bored of the concept of nuclear annihilation.

Oh well. At least we can cry foul in the four minutes we have left if an enemy ever launches a false counter attack at us.

@Last Cunt Standing lives in Australia, I think. The only thing 20p will get you over there is a Koala prostitute. That's how they all suspiciously ended up with the clap.

Well the incest would at least increase the conscription fodder within a few generations. Considering how radioactive the Ukrainians are it might even be the key to superheroes, bashing all that fucked up DNA together. That or exploding atomic foetuses.

Not if you put 20p in.

Don't worry about us, Billy. If things get bad we'll just invade Sunderland and sell the Mackems to Ukraine so they can run into the minefields and disarm them.

What effect do you think the seizure and donation of Russian assets during wartime could have on the economy of the west in the event it's pushed through? Considering Brexit and the refusal to adopt the Euro anyway, whilst also considering London's dependency on reputation as a reliable financial centre what short and long term implications could we see as a country? Also considering the Yank's continuing obsession with Trump and his anti NATO rhetoric, how do you see that side of the pond responding to such an event? Fuck it - I'm boring myself. Can you take the gimp mask off @Dyslexic cnut please? I miss him.

I've still got it, Eric. If my boys @Old Chap Raasclaat and @Dyslexic cnut hadn't fucked off to live on the dole and breed Mackems the rattled little fruitcake would be finished. Sadly he's gone into meltdown aversion mode now and I can't trigger the reaction alone. If Chernobyl had the same redundancies this spacker does, Zelelensky would be a fully grown man and not some radioactively stunted glow in the dark dwarf thing...

To mention how shite it was? I think I was rather clear in my opinion that it was a big fucking waste of time. Don't get pissy with me because I'm pointing out your eagerness to sniff your own farts. You're like a fucking dyed haired, non-binary art critic, convincing yourself you see a meaningful pattern in an entirely worthless bucket of shit, proclaiming a deep and groundbreaking understanding of something entirely devoid of meaning. That's right, I'm critiquing you now. You're wank, but I don't think it has any geopolitical ramifications. Fuck sake.

Ooh! Hawwod doing the powitics! Ooh! Fuck off you boring slag. There was no significance in this interview - in fact it was tailor made for titty fuckers like you to waste your time sifting through all the inane shite and draw your own conclusions - he was taking the piss.

It was like reading a @King Billy Vs @Mrs Roops argument, but without any of the swearing.

What a fucking drag this turned out to be. Here I was expecting hard ball questions or world domination rants and instead I got two hours of monotonous Russian history and some stupid fucking Yank pissing himself. Carlson lost the ball after the first question - a nervous, girlish forced laugh at Putin's quick - and only - challenge to his first fucking question. I think that might have been the point that he shat himself considering his facial expression through the rest of the interview. After that we were treated to a half hour history lesson translated into monotone, emotionless English by a cunt who sounded like his cat just died after shitting in his cereal. Pointless, unverifiable stories of yesteryear about how Russia always wanted to join NATO and vague, rapey hints that Ukraine would come to love their Russian overlords in time followed shortly (in comparison to the initial fucking tedious sermon) after by the truly important questions such as "Do you believe in God" and "What is a soul"? Putin has clearly been putting in his time on his history homework - apparently he got into it during the pandemic - and if nothing else it absolutely proves his ability to retain information and make decisions compared to the likes of drugged up fucking zombies like Biden, even if he does end up coming across as a sort of mad Victorian garden hermit as a result of the sheer amount of seemingly worthless information obscuring his narrative. I give him a 5 out of 10 - certainly not Trump levels of bombastic entertainment, but clearly not at Biden levels of brain goo. Tucker gets 2 out of 10. He shat himself after the first question and had seemingly no follow up challenge or chops through the rest of the interview. He honestly didn't even need to be there, I think the same result could have just been accomplished by filming Putin talking with his family over breakfast. Don't think the useless fucker deserves to be sanctioned or put on hit lists for his worthless actions though, so he gets a pity point for that alone. What a fucking let down.

I agree it's hard to feel sympathy for any of the fuckers, but you do still have to step back and marvel at the sheer malevolent coincidence that Charlie boy waited his entire life for the throne only for it to give him arse cancer when he sat on it. As these pampered, living-on-another-plain-of-reality heirs of undeserved fortune go, he's had a rough time of it, comparatively speaking.

Cunt's Army? @Ape™️ might be a bit handy, dropping grenades (improvised from bean cans obviously) from his toy helicopters, but @Eric Cuntman and @Cunty BigBollox would just grow weed farms or set up alcohol stills in the dugouts respectively. The entire front would be filled with stoned/blind conscripts using their rifles as improvised bongs or pawning their equipment for potato vodka.

Load of bollocks. You've got the carefully engineered, culturally gelded snowflakes that can't even figure out their own gender, nevermind how to fire a fucking rifle, drowning in debt and living in a world where ever owning a house is a fantastical concept on the same level as the return of Jesus fucking Christ, because almost everything has been sold off to suspiciously foreign investors. Of course, we've been importing fighting age children by the literal boat load over the last decade. They'd be great for all this running around and getting blown up shit - the mischievous little fuckers love nothing more than throwing their lives away for a vaguely defined "greater cause". Not too sure I'd want to be the native handing any of the cunts guns and explosives though - something tells me their desperate plight for acceptance within our overly strict and judgemental communities, with such prejudiced laws as "don't rape" and "don't murder cunts because they don't believe in your own personal religion" - might be somewhat overridden by their (entirely understandable) urge to... well, rape people and kill cunts who don't believe in their own personal religion. Maybe we can rely on the older generation - you know, the one that was lucky enough to be born at a time where you could actually afford shit like personal property on an average wage? They've been banging on about bringing back conscription since it fucking ended anyway. No,no. Of course, all of those fuckers are conveniently too old and crumbly anyway. The hit to the economy brought about by the loss of patronage at the bingo halls and bookies might even be greater than the cost of their tax supplemented pensions. Can't have that. Good old Whitey might shoulder the burden, it could be just like old times, but we have spent the last few years screaming in his face that he's a racist because he doesn't like how he can't afford a house due to immigration. Oh, what a fucking pickle. All of our demographics actively despise the very idea of our country, would be useless in a fight anyway, or have been so brow beaten by the establishment that a few years in jail with free food, education and heating for telling us to fuck off honestly sounds like a pretty fucking decent alternative to trying to untangle his freshly exposed bowels from a hedge in fucking Siberia. The unbridled fucking cluelessness of these supposedly fully qualified and totally democratically elected cunts. This is the equivalent of shitting in my bacon sandwich, then expecting me to fist fight a gang of smack heads for the privilege of taking a bite. Fuck off.

Yours had flak guns and and murals of naked women with swords fighting dragons with swords too. Much better than Harvey's shitty depiction.

I think I might have to kill and eat bits of you if you keep leaving spaces before and after commas. Just your eyes though, and I might leave you alive if I think you're really really sorry afterwards. Fair warning. Sort it the fuck out.

Does this mean they were driving like a cunt when they died, or when they hit someone? Either way I think the 4x4 part is somewhat valid, especially when they're being driven by 4'9 women with spray tan and bleached hair who can barely see over the steering wheel, but the Audi part simply reeks of envy. They're just big saloon cars, driven no worse than Mercedes or BMWs in my opinion. The worst offender in the big saloon car category is clearly the Skoda Octavia and Superb as they are naturally driven by immigrant rocket scientists and brain surgeons who are suddenly hit by the unexplainable urge to become taxi drivers the moment they set foot on English soil.

Indeed. Her Majesty was trained as a mechanic during the war. She could have maintained and driven a Proton easily and for many years past it's intended lifespan. Charlie boy would just end up crying on the side of the road and probably dying of exposure as a result of his hands exploding when he tried to find the bonnet release.

See above. And fuck off. Any smarmy shit about how I fucked up the quote and might need technical help and I'll glass you.

Fuck Curry's. And fuck you. Well done for going back to school though.

Rampant incest AIDS would be my guess. I bet the cunt has a jaw that would put the Habsburgs to shame. How the fuck they managed three generations I don't know, must've been a few butch dinner ladies wander into the orgy room...