Roadkill

That or she's being hunted by the Predator.

Are you fucking blind? She's a hook nosed sand person on the shit side of 40. She has jowls for fuck sake. Do you wank it to Winston fucking Churchill too?

You've lifted the old Star Trek video out of the restricted box at the loony bin haven't you?

Sorry to interrupt, but does this mean you actually see yourself as humorous and entertaining, Harold?

I lost interest of that whole thing around the time Micky Rourke was trying to slur a Russian accent past the massive brain trauma to find his parakeet. Further reveals of a purple Hulk and Bruce Willis raccoon did little to win me back. Tried The Punisher series, but after The Boys arrived it just seemed tame and angsty.

I wonder, if we're still here in the next thousand years, if boatfugees will be portrayed and adored like everyone's current favourite historical rapists and pillagers, the Vikings? Making Muhammad into a Marvel character might be a bit problematic though.

I don't remember that, but there is a worrying number of slags in the news getting beaten up by their freshly shipped "peaceful" boyfriends for having the audacity to be female in public.

The pronoun shit is nothing but a power play. An underhanded tactic for soft cunts who demand respect whilst being too egotistical to ever fathom giving it. Human language has evolved since we've been grunting at each other in caves - the idea of asking for pronouns from someone as an opener to a conversation simply isn't natural - you see a man or a woman, and if you're not sure what you're seeing then you're automatically programmed to consider it rude to ask. Of course, they know this. In fact, they're counting on it, because it gives them that little taste of authority and dominance that they crave every time someone "misgenders" them and they have an opening to complain, or worse, actually caves to them and goes along with their fantasy. It's the worst part of the LGBT "community" - the exact same part that wants paedos to be humanised and called "MAPs" (Minor Attracted People) instead of deviant, kiddy fiddling cuntrags.

You're alright, ELC. Bit gay for Putin, mind. I get the impression you'd like nothing more than for him to stamp on your bollocks and spit in your face. Not my thing personally, but apparently all of those manly Russian men in striped vests are into it as well, so what the fuck do I know?

What the fuck are you blathering about? This thread seems to be one of the most constructive on here for a long time - different opinions, debate, and no one has been called a nonce, yet.

Russia reporting all gunmen involved in the attack have been arrested. According to Russian intelligence they tried to flee to Ukraine and some border guards appeared to be preparing to let them through. This fucking stinks of fuckery. Don't ragheads usually prefer to go out with a bang instead of running for the nearest border? Probably still Islam wankers, but they might be wise to the fact that getting captured and claiming allegiance with Ukraine could result in a lot more infidel deaths with one side so desperate to blame their actively engaged enemy. On the other hand, if they were supported from inside Ukraine, Zelensky is fucked and the West has a lot of explaining to do - it's only OK to mass murder unarmed civilians with guided air to ground missiles - you're not allowed to just walk up and shoot them in the face.

I'll set up a Cunt Bunker in Hartlepool. We can all regroup there in the event of nuclear apocalypse and become sheep gut warlords, raiding the coast for supplies using the tall ships crewed by mutated channel hoppers and completely unaffected Mackems.

I dunno, Pen. Clearly he finds the additional responsibility to indoctrinate children into the LGBT community distasteful. And it almost sounds like that wasn't even part of the contract he signed. Now, if he'd outright challenged the student's opinion in front of the entire class, I might see the reason behind his dismissal, but it was the student that initiated the argument by asking if they could take part in a maths competition for girls and the student who took offence when he told her she could take part in the competition. The student clearly has an agenda here and she has deliberately got this man fired because he wouldn't kowtow to her sensitive ego. She's knowingly used her transgender identity to get him into trouble. Only one other student in the entire class complained alongside her - considering the never ending push of gender identity in the classrooms - that says a lot that even modern day students thought it was a non-issue at the time.

That fucking teacher sounds like he's had enough in the article. "You're a fucking girl." "No, I won't call you Bruce, Jennifer." "The college can fuck themselves, I'm 60 and don't have time for this wishy washy bollocks." Good man (an actual one). Just ten years ago and Student A would have been rightfully expelled for needlessly disrupting a class with this shite. No doubt she's being hailed as a hero for social justice and lorded over by whatever LGBT professor convinced her she could have a cock and balls if she just believed hard enough now. Mathematics, the foundation of all science and engineering, has no power over the rainbow land of make believe and gumdrops.

I wouldn't know, I live in Newcastle. The Mackems tend to eat anyone trying to enter from the south and the Scots get them addicted to heroin before they can make it here from the north. The one's trying to enter by the east take one look at Tynemouth and drown themselves in self defense and I think the Roman Legions are still in control of the west approaches - no cunt ever comes from that direction and no cunt has ever bothered to check.

Don't trust what you see on the internet. A punter on here adopted one (I can't remember who) and she turned out to be a right pig faced little gremlin. I think it's just a fast one to get the Chernobyl mutants out of the gene pool.

Could be just the excuse he's after for just a tiny little tactical nuke in Ukraine though if he decides to spin it that way. Or mobilization. Reports of the vehicle used by the attackers confirm Ukraine plates - absolutely not evidence in any way, probably just a false flag by mischievous terrorists - but he could use it. He's used much less in the past and has a fresh election to exploit.

Of course, completely overshadowed on the BBC by whatever fucking Royal has been licking used graphite rods this week, its only an event that could kick off world war fucking three in several different ways. I wonder what Harry and Kate have to say about all this?

What a fucking night it is in Mother Russia. A bunch of mysterious cunts have walked into a packed concert hall and shot everyone to shit. ISIS claims responsibility, but they're attention seeking little cunts who'll claim anything these days for the chance to suck Allah's cock. Russia really wants it to be Ukraine responsible for the attack, almost perversely so, but Action Man isn't having any of it and Ukraine is denying having any connection. Europe is finding itself in the awkward position of trying to sound sympathetic over the deaths of unarmed Russian civilians despite spending the last few months bigging each other up and super seriously threatening to send troops in to Ukraine, but only to help little old ladies across roads and walk dogs, honest. And the good old USA of all fucking places predicted and warned Americans working and living in Russia about this exact fucking thing kicking off a while back. It's all very fucking sketchy. If this was just some rowdy ragheads, they're going to get so much virgin cock in Valhalla or wherever they go after they blow themselves up.

What have they been up to? Is someone cleaning the carpets of the palace with Radithor?

Disgusting! I want to speak to a manager now!

That's for your own good. Both me and @Wolfie can be long-winded cunts - unlike @Mrs Roops and @King Billy - we have the self control to understand that an argument between us would hold very little entertainment value for spectators.

The rest of the internet was sterilised years ago. I'm sure there's a few last bastions but the chances are they're full of hardcore spackers who would consider you a softy for not demanding outright genocide. There's no middle ground on anything anymore - or at least the majority of the population finds existence more engaging when they pretend that there isn't.

I don't understand... Is this an auction?