Roadkill

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

@Roadkill might be able to hook you up. He runs elocution classes for mackems.

It's really just a front for drowning the cunts.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

I am old and forgot.

Keep forgetting - the cunt doesn't deserve any fucking credit for just happening to bring up the Chinese in a conversation.

@ChildeHarold, fuck off you detestable little credit seeking spastic.

As for the subject matter, I'm really not that surprised - the West has given these fuckers an incredible chip on their shoulder over the centuries and then revealed a soft, politically correct underbelly within the last few decades that they're all too willing to exploit. If the fuckers want a Party approved education then they should stay home and learn how to grind Pangolin bollocks into a salve to treat piles or how Xina the Warrior Pingcess can kill COVID with his jizz.

This is what happens when fuckers start altering and censoring history to make themselves feel good, the fucking pros at the game come over and can't figure out why we're doing such a shit job.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you’re back in the same time zone now it should make things easier. Talking to you when you’re on ‘Double Secret Probation’ is bollocks. By the time your reply appears I’ve forgotten what I said anyway. 
 And a return from @Decimuswould be nice. If I can sit at the top of the LB for 2 weeks with a pissy 25 likes, this place, and me needs a lift. Decs should take some time out from building log cabins and raping mooses and log back in.

 Unless he was that cunt who called Harold a nonce 475 times and got banned. Which means the Decs ID will be banned too. 
Has anyone heard from him?
 

Samsquanch got him.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'll ask her to bend the rules (she's bent everything else) I'm the right age for a bit of sexual experimentation. Care for a threesome? 🤔 

Scraping clean your thrombosed fucking prostate with my bare hands as some leather faced, gravel voiced slag chain smokes in the corner is, surprisingly, not my ideal weekend, Harold.

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

I'll take that into consideration when I pay my next trip to Madam Minx in Wardour Street. Purely medicinal for my frozen shoulder. 

They don't do that shit over here - they wouldn't get away with it once a black lesbian comes down with the shits, but it's actually a real thing over there.

55 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

No dice. Mah Jong yes, but no dice. I can't fayhom your aversion to highly civilised people who are no trouble whatsoever to the fucking law and never have the begging bowl out or the equal this or equal that bullshit plrase fucking help me card hanging round their neck. Tbey don't take over local councils, they pay their taxes and work hard and have perfectly normal sex lives with a big focus on family life. 

We could do with a few more of them in this country. 

They feed tourists to their country food cooked in recycled oil they collect from their sewers.

They call it "gutter oil" and it's a flourishing business operating in conjunction with their massive street food industry.

Individual Chinks can be fine, most of the cunts over here already are probably here because they don't like the backwards step their country has taken in terms of Communism and an increasingly demanding and older population that depends on a much smaller and younger minority whilst constantly restricting freedoms and privileges out of generational spite and party politics.

I say we keep the cunts we know are OK but shut the gates to the rest of the twats - the chances of getting a hardcore Commy, Boy Egg enthusiast nutter are only increasing due to the well being poisoned.

6 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

F1 is a load of wank now.Fucking rip off ticket prices and the cunts don't televise it unless you subscribe .They can poke the shite right up their red bull arseholes .What a load of boring shite full of rich boys with very rich mummies and Daddies.love him or loathe  him at least Hamilton came from humble beginings rather than the spawn of a billionaire rip off merchant .For my 18th it was down tbe pub , snog with the local rat faced slag, puked up on the way home and fell asleep half  dressed on my bed in my mums council house .Those little cunting pricks get a Ferrari , a mansion and some plastic looking tart with a bleached ring peice courtesy of Daddy.

You do understand Hamilton's father basically paid for his entire early racing career, right? Up until he caught the eye of Ron Dennis?

In fact the only difference between Hamilton and the modern generation of daddies boys is that he told his dad to fuck off as soon as he didn't need his wallet.

Just now, Witheredscrote said:

 

I miss Bubba.

Typical Frenchie. You lot always cry in the moment, but the reality is you get off on the feeling of jackboots on your bollocks.

I bet Bubba is doing it on purpose - setting off the Stockholm Syndrome he's carefully seeded into your simple Gallic mind. All he has to do is outlive you and he wins.

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

You're referring to my mate Fiona Hewitson. A well-respected - if not a little goofy - tart with integrity, who's been in F1 for over 15 years.. and dating JV for the past 18 months. 

Horner's not to blame. He's surrounded by young drivers and their puffy-lipped tarts, while home-wrecker Halliwell has turned into Chucky.  

Oh fuck, that explains why Jos is on the warpath. Red Bull must be feeling guilty about their dominance making the races shit, so they're just playing EastEnders in the paddock.

17 hours ago, Frank said:

Raasters you moron, give us an update on what on earth is going on at RBR!

Horner sent flirty texts to some bint on the payroll because Baby Spice is quickly becoming Pensioner Spice.

He got shot down and she refused to delete the messages despite him pathetically begging her to do so the moment he figured out he'd been trapped.

RB did an internal investigation and found Horner not guilty, fired the bint, but Jos Verstappen hasn't beaten or run his wife over with a car for years so he's reacting in his usual way towards a vulnerable and distracted target and demanding Horner's blood for the good of "the team".

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

I wonder why nobody talks about dopey old Donald just a few years younger than Sleepy Joe and much further into mental decline that stared at birth. Although I am 71 I would ban anyone over 65 from standing as leader of a country. All these old cunts should be fucked off.

Agreed. The idea of nuclear apocalypse is already softened for politicians, seeing as they'll already have bunkers and evacuation plans in place - now consider a cunt probably only has one or two years left anyway - they simply don't face the same consequences as the majority of the population for any long term effects caused by their own mistakes.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I had nothing to do with his ‘Bangin Tunes’ website being shut down. But someone on CC did. I am for the moment sworn to secrecy.

 Let’s be honest though… what the fuck is a man in his 50s doing spending all their time chatting to 14 year old boys about dance music? The filthy deviant cunt.

 Hello Johnny. I know you’re reading this. 😆 

I'm serious, Eric. The cunt is laser focused on you.

Tried throwing @ChildeHarold at him to keep the show going after you left - it didn't even register.

I can't help but imagine a cunt sitting in a dark room lit by a single computer monitor, walls covered by CC screenshots of your posts, surrounded by spunk encrusted Eric Cartman plushies.

The sheer drive to keep the act going reeks of severe mental illness - he never stopped melting down, he just continued to do it on BT - I saw that shit and I know you did, too.

He made alt accounts on there so he could talk to himself about how much he hated you.

It's getting a bit past funny spacker meltdowns at this point if I'm being honest.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Same as usual. 

He screamed for you for a bit after you logged out until I told him you'd left, then he just sort of flitted about the noms quietly before getting wiped.

You've got a genuine nutter after you there, Eric.

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Yesterday a defendant (a married man with two young children, a full time job and no previous criminal convictions) named Sam Melia was sentenced at Leeds Crown Court to 2 years imprisonment (not suspended) for the heinous crime of manufacturing and distributing stickers which the prosecution conceded weren’t illegal themselves in any way, but the intention of the defendants actions ‘could or might’ incite other unspecified  persons to commit ‘racially aggravated criminal damage’ if these unspecified others were to stick them somewhere unknown or unspecified. The stickers bore what the prosecution described as ‘vile and racist’ messages such as ‘BE PROUD OF YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE’, ‘DIVERSITY IS NOT OUR STRENGTH’,  ‘WHITE LIVES MATTER’ and other similarly themed slogans. 
The prosecution did not ask for a custodial sentence and the probation report stated that Mr Melia was not deemed to be any threat to the public, was very unlikely to reoffend, and recommended a short community service sentence. 
The Judge however was having none of it, as he had obviously listened to Rishi Rich’s grave warning to our nation regarding the ‘far right threat to our very democracy’ the previous evening, from the podium outside No.10, and so decided, in his own words to ‘send a clear message to anyone’ (also unspecified) ‘that might be thinking of acting similarly’.

Call me a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist (or ‘thicko’ as The Vulcan would) but to me the rule of law is being redefined in plain sight with no pushback from 99.9% of politicians, MSM or the so called ‘human rights’ organisations that purport to stand up for the general population (unless you’re a smelly, child raping, suicide bombing savage, who’s recently been dropped off at Dover by the RNLI and are now beaming a HAMAS logo across the Thames onto Big Ben from the window of your taxpayer paid penthouse suite at the Hilton).

 

 

We just need to shut the fuck up and be replaced already, Billy. I say fair enough - let the cunts have the island and we'll have Africa and the Middle East.

Something tells me both places could be just as fucking nice if the tribal spackers living in them weren't all useless fucking goat pokers.

35 minutes ago, The Real Eric Cuntman said:

What, a fucking pathetic grotty little failure at life ahhahahahaha.

Kill yourself you fucking minimum wage chav

Decimus, this isn't just you playing some weird 5D chess and fucking with all of us for a laugh, is it?

1 minute ago, Snowy said:

You filthy fucking cunt,I hate you for this image.

On topic my distaste for this sack of pussy jokes and feminism only rivalled by @Mrs Roops is fully known.

Now if she can just do a Jade Goodie and fuck off for good the world would be better place.

What can a Vespa do that Jade Goody couldn't? Reach 30.

10 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Apparently she's Australian. Is she from New South Whales?

Thar she blows!

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Virgin

Where the fuck have you been?

13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Eric, me and some mates at the cafe this morning were debating which ISIS video death method we’d all choose if we had to. Options were; kneeling live beheading with a paring knife, drowning in a cage dipped slowly into a swimming pool, blown up with an RPG locked inside a 1997 Toyota, burnt alive in a metal cage with petrol, hung from the slowly rising jib of a crane. 

You strike me as the sort who will have an opinion here. Please rank them, 1-5. 

The RPG to a Toyota would be my go-to. Most of them are malnourished little sand wogs and don't have the strength for a clean decapitation.

There was one a few years back where they tried to cut his legs and head off at the same time, started freaking out at the superhuman strength getting cut to pieces alive tends to give a person. They resorted to simply dogpiling the cunt and pulling off the rest of the head by hand, resulting in what looked like the "Relax" music video, but with different fluids.

I miss LiveLeak...

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! 

Just imagine the fucking thing hanging from the rafters ready to pounce on you like a rabid orangutan as you stumble your way to bed after a night out...

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

Another PR non news story. Watch out! Taylor Swift will come up with a trivial ailment next. If it was Melissa Mccarthy I might give a fuck. 

(No I wouldn't) 

I must say RK you're doing better and having a fair old stab, but IMHO (which you will no doubt remind me about the "humble" part)  there's still a long way to go before you impress Moi! (IMHO) 🙂 

LOL 

(from one of your ghosts) 

Why haven't you killed @Basil? You've just pulled his legs off and left him crippled and screeching nonce allegations.

Sadly, it isn't fatal, but at least she looks funny now. Maybe the bloated fucking land whale can work it into her standup routine instead of constantly rambling on about her defective fucking minge.

Hopefully it'll make it more difficult for her to squat on the unsuspecting cocks of passed out men and pass it all off as a "joke" later, too.

Sinister fucking designated by committee "comedian". If we're lucky, the change in air pressure on her next assigned flight to an event she has no right hosting causes her to explosively decompress.

51 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Are you fucking serious? I meant this cunt grovel on his hands and knes to me. The guy is perched on his keyboard with a fucking ten inch dildo up his arse posting garbage all day long. A fucking nom about scouts. I ask you! A fucking scriptwriter for the Benny Hill Show could do better. 

Well, finish him. You started this conflict, Harold.

The mods are obviously on holiday, so it's your responsibility.

17 minutes ago, Basil said:

@ChildeHarold - get the fuck off the site you dirty paedo.

Afternoon, Basil. Wonderful stuff.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Basil is almost certainly going to fall foul of the sport’s governing body. 
 

This is a bit better. It’s not hitting the highs of that Friday night ‘Audience With Stoops’ from a few years ago, but it’s picked up.

Oh, absolutely, Eric. @Decimus, wherever the cunt is, will be smiling in his sleep at the prospect of at least one nonce accusation being declared here tonight.