camberwell gypsy

"Get aaaaht of my mosque".

Basil, theres only gonna be one person ran off this site and its gonna be you if Roops sees the nonce accusations.

No. It was definitely Steve Irwin

In the 70s you wouldn't have had to suffer banshees screeching about football, rugby or cricket. Ice skating and tennis yes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68394453 We say goodbye to the architypical 70s "Geezer" footballer. Shagged his wife on the morning of a match, pop into the betting shop for a little tickle on the gee gees on his way to the match, play a blinder and then off to a party to snort some Charlie off a tart's tits, give her and her mate a portion before going home for some brekkie cooked by the missus. I once witnessed him dismantle spurs at Loftus Road after the spurs fans were giving him stick for the revelations in the papers that he'd been servicing some beautiful filly in a posh hotel 🎵Stan Bowles Stan Bowles where's the wife? Stan Bowles where's the wife?🎵 Someone said it was a shame he couldn't pass a bookies as well as he passes a ball.

I bought Steve Irwin Sun Cream from Boots. But it's no good as it doesn't protect from harmful Rays!

That's nothing. You want to hear him when he loses at dominoes down the Brixton Black Workers Club. If you've never seen a pint of Guinness and black fly through the air you ain't lived.

Fucking hell lads. I'm just waking up after a night on the piss and find all this going on in my absence. First I'm dismayed at finding the England cricket cuntbreeds can't bat against the curry munchers and then I find nonce allegations flying about. @Frankwhat's you're take on all this?

He'd have to Google their names just to see who the fuck they are

Thing is, blenders have a safety device that makes the blender work when the lid is locked into place. This is to prevent dickheads from accidentally blending their digits. So, you'd have to decapitate the cunt first.

Funny that. Because I always thought it was Michael Caine who said the words from that film on Big Audio Dynamite's E=MC2. But it was James Fox.

Blind Eye by Uriah Heap Anything by Liza "Left Eye" Lopez

Imagine

Oh my god is he???? Ooh you!🙄

I was diagnosed colour blind last week. Well, that came right out of the green. 'ere all week.

There you are having a shit in your home and all of a sudden "BANG" a fucking radar bay lands on your lap.

Just wait until St. David of Beckham weighs in with his view (when somebody shows him it's a place and not the ex Spurs and England geordie piss head). I mean his "We're all one team" comment on staying in the EU was compelling.

The fat fucker from The Office died yesterday as well. The world is coming apart. Who's next?

Do ya like dags?

You sirry iriot. Why you no risten?

I thought his book Coma was good.

Why not make it a straight quarter past 7?

Oh yeah! The bloke who sat against a tree and slashed his wrists and bled to death. Despite the fact that there was no fucking blood anywhere near the body.

It's a long way for an overloaded dinghy to get to.

He had Many Rivers to Cross Apparently his favourite singer was Muddy Waters.