I remember sitting in some shit pub during my 'dark days'. There was about 4 people, all blokes 70+ in age, flat caps, smoking woodbines and drinking pints of light and keg or mild. There was a Fellini film on the TV and in silence everyone watched it. When it finished one of the old boys asked "Who made that film"? I told him it was Frederico Fellini to which he replied "Well, he's a cunt". He picked up his tin of baccy, drank the dregs and fucked off. I sometimes think that I was in the presence of the world's greatest film critic.