camberwell gypsy

Vanuatu

I doubt it Eric. Anyway, he can still play Basketball with a false leg.

Don't you usually leave a box of milk tray for the lady, Neil? Or was that just me?

'daniel'? I see what you did there.

Asperger's: for when you've fucked up and need an excuse

So his barrister reckons that leaving an explosive device full of ball-bearings on a train, he didn't mean to endanger life? Marvellous

Problem with their oven chips is you have to keep checking on them every half hour.

Do what? Leave it aaaaht! Gaw blimey Arfer! Turn it in!

Lot of the staff who works in my local sainsbury's speak like dey is bleck, even when dey is ain't. Nah wot I mean bruv?

Punkers has a nice tall boy he's finished with.

Next year the bright lights of Bridlington eh?

If her middle name was say, Edwina and she married a man named Walters she would be Storm E Walters. I'll get me sou'wester

I think I've finally found the racist biscuit thread

I like bounty bars.

Will people stop getting reported

I think you should get your coat

A friend of mine from Denmark set up an awards ceremony for Public Entertainers and Actors Of Danish Origin (PEADO) awards. For some reason it never took off. Mads Mikkelsen was pissed off.

You can always go to Zimbabwe and set one up. I'm sure Adolf Mugabe would make you very welcome

There is a dangerous shortage of bees in this country so anyone who takes up beekeeping should be applauded

The more wealthy parents fuck their kids off to minders during the week and then at weekends pack them off to clubs. Hardly see them

What is this Tootsie? Yeah I'm gonna snatch (no pun snatch) me wig off and announce I'm Brian from Braintree and I'm the bastard son of Frank and Lady P. For fuck sake

We should pull out of it anyway. It's all a pile of dung. But no doubt the beeb don't want to upset the sheeple who sit there every year shouting at the TV how "everyone hates us, at least the paddies gives us 4 points" and "fucking Greeks always give the Cypriots 12 points let's see who the Cypriots give 12 points to: Oh theres a fucking surprise...etc...etc. "

Come on: he was "doing research". Everyone knows that.

Come on that's unfair. She's an avid reader. She's near the end of Peter and Jane ladybird series. 'This is Peter. This is Jane. This is Pat the dog. Pat has a red ball. Pat likes the red ball'.

Who are you?