camberwell gypsy

Shoes which extend 5 inches past the ends of their toes They are called 'clowns' Eric. You know silly red noses and exploding cars. The cunts. I hate them. Hate them I tell yah.

It's women who have large tattoos on their legs that get to me. Very chavvy

I'm a big fan of tattoos. Especially the Edinburgh military one

Reported for blatant sexual innuendo. Cheeky boy tee hee

What worries me is that they get so desperate that they 'fit' some poor bastard up.

And they have. Apparently plod has identified a number of new suspects (they usually do) some have been eliminated however. But plod has said that there is a "Significant" lead they will follow up. I watch with bated breath.

Lucky I didn't say naked as well

Horses aren't neurotic. They are spooked when complete arseholes get near them. I've ridden them bareback and they are easy going animals.

August 30th 1941

Phew! A close shave there Eric. Was he traumatised surviving the holocaust?

....Or the fucker that coughs on the back of your head or exhales on the back of your neck.

She went down well everywhere else

May I suggest following up with a rabbit punch to the solar plexus. This will render them on their arse fighting for breath. Every cunt will think he's having a heart attack and will close in to help, thus enabling you to escape. And if you're at a do, grab a couple of bottles of vino before you exit. Works for me ?

I just push them away and say "Whoa back up fuck head, back up". Worked on my ex-husband anyway.

Lucky you didn't go to a burger king

Watched the first episode of that. Load of shite. Never watched it again, so that is lost on me.

That's because at the age of 37 she realised that she wouldn't ride to Paris in a sports car, with the warm wind in her hair. Or summink

How can you slaughter anyone with a copier? (Google it. I'm not mad)

Not charming. Definitely not charming

Don't know who, but I know what you've been.

I've been Eric Cuntman, goodnight

He had some interesting thoughts on geriatric care did Doc Shitman

Didn't you rent it from a Mr Sutcliffe of West Yorkshire?

And bury dead prostitutes. I'm sure a certain member of CC got one. I mean there's so many you can conceal under a patio

We're getting more nurses in soon. They'll be graduating from the Beverly Allitt School of Nursing (BASON).