camberwell gypsy

May I suggest following up with a rabbit punch to the solar plexus. This will render them on their arse fighting for breath. Every cunt will think he's having a heart attack and will close in to help, thus enabling you to escape. And if you're at a do, grab a couple of bottles of vino before you exit. Works for me ?

I just push them away and say "Whoa back up fuck head, back up". Worked on my ex-husband anyway.

Lucky you didn't go to a burger king

Watched the first episode of that. Load of shite. Never watched it again, so that is lost on me.

That's because at the age of 37 she realised that she wouldn't ride to Paris in a sports car, with the warm wind in her hair. Or summink

How can you slaughter anyone with a copier? (Google it. I'm not mad)

Not charming. Definitely not charming

Don't know who, but I know what you've been.

I've been Eric Cuntman, goodnight

He had some interesting thoughts on geriatric care did Doc Shitman

Didn't you rent it from a Mr Sutcliffe of West Yorkshire?

And bury dead prostitutes. I'm sure a certain member of CC got one. I mean there's so many you can conceal under a patio

We're getting more nurses in soon. They'll be graduating from the Beverly Allitt School of Nursing (BASON).

No. No.

Great. So they won't be coming back?

Colostomy bag needs changing?

Wow.

Is that an inmate of the CC cooler?

Is the Chinaman Chin On-Cue playing?

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not.

The day after, when everyone's hungover and regretting it, can be called "we should have stayed at home yesterday" Day.

I know. My maternal grandmother was Romanian (Sinti) who spoke Polish.

Was this before or after the cunt invaded Grenada without telling her?

El Alamein day?

We had a polish gym teacher at school who used to have an old plimsoll she carried around. She referred to it as "my friend" as in "If you kurva's fuck around, my friend will talk to you". Meaning you got a whack on the arse if you fucked about. Believe me, a freezing cold day in gym kit, you didn't want your arse warmed by her "friend".