camberwell gypsy

I think he's talking about the old Woolwich arsenal compound. Not the football team

Isn't it Danson Park where those lunatics fly model airplanes?

Amazing that it takes just six cunts to complain to get an ad lifted.

I was in a coffee shop once when 7 teenage girls came in. Two went to the counter, one of them texting away on hers. The five others all sat down at a table all texting away and all had that gormless look that people have when they're texting. It got me wondering- if all the people they were texting were with them, would they in turn be texting others? If so, if all of those people were with them would they be texting as well? My mind boggled so I munched into my croissant. Oh yes, when they were all seated, they all carried on texting.

When I'm out and about I see the same people yakking on their mobiles. Case in point; one of the mothers picking up her youngster from nursery at the same time I pick my niece up. She's on the phone walking to the nursery. She's still on the phone waiting for the gate to open. She's still on the phone when her brat comes out, she hardly acknowledges the said brat and walks off up the road still yakking inanely on her phone with the brat trailing behind her. This happens everyday and includes her doing the same thing when she takes him in the morning. What in blue fuck is so important that she can't even be at least a half decent parent and leave the phone alone. Ive always considered taking the children to school to be an important part of bringing up children. Obviously this selfish fucking twat has other priorities.

I'd prefer the hypodermics

Something about sucking a penis

Hope it don't wake Godzilla up.

But have you been to you?

Very kind Jiggers but the money will be a great healer for me.

Well I woke up this morning and my garden chair had overturned. I'm in bits. Any chance the corner can organise a fundraising concert for me? Alvin Stardust hasn't done much for years.

Is he a Welsh weatherman?

Cardiac surgeons are the worse but they save lives so fair play to them

I know what velis means (answer's no) but I don't know what the other word is.

Plastic surgeon was he? Good job he wasn't a wooden one then. They're worse. Alright alright I'll get it myself

I like Gaudete by Steelye span. But then I was good at Latin.

She's fucking useless. Especially the shit music she came out with in the late 60s.

If it was early 80's I was out drinking

Carvery Yorkshire puddings are usually so hard you can derail a tram with one. Just ask Frida Kahlo

What does that rhyme with?

Love Dudley Sutton in Lovejoy

No. Some kind of Gareth Hunt

Fender what the fuck did you expect? Carvery is one up from a KFC. I can only assume that you had no choice in the matter and was dragged kicking and screaming (please god say you were) into that culinary hell.

Very shrewd business man. Invested most of his money and property.

Yeah but we're talking about no holds barred fighting , not the queensberry rules. Reg Gutteridge the legendary boxing journalist told a story abut the time he and Terry Downes were having a drink in Sonny Liston's nightclub in Vegas. Downes who was the current Middleweight world champion was smoking a cigar when Liston told him to put it out as he hadn't got his permission to smoke or he'd kill him. Downes told him that in a ring Liston would kill him but if they stepped outside only he would be coming back in and not Liston. According to Gutteridge Liston bottled it.